15 minutes and 32 seconds. TL;DW
I decided to throw all the nearly 70 quotes and dialogue (except two or three I could not locate) I had previously posted in the thread into a video. The actual voice delivery does them more justice than simply the words in my opinion.
They are sorted by their length from the shortest-to-longest in duration. I tried pumping up the gain on some that were too soft to hear. That is the explanation if the volume seems cray-cray from time-to-time.
All images are from the actors' IMDB.com front pages. The oldest quote is incomplete. I could have found the entire thing with a little more effort but I did not care about it THAT much.
I discovered another of mine was similar to what was said during the movie but it was actually from one of the film's trailers. I liked it better. Sue me.
EDIT: lol. I gave the video one last run through. I listened to each audio clip several times while collecting them and arranging them for the video. However, one is the exact quote from the movie and contains part of the film's name. It is different from what I remembered and posted in the thread before. Tripped up on the OP criteria with a 'D'oh!' moment.