plasticman
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This reminds me of a conversation Jerry and Stephen might have had shortly after the 2016 draft if Dak's contract had been an issue:
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Stephen: "Dad, I heard from Dak's agent. You wouldn't believe this but he is actually contesting our offer."
Jerry: "Really? Well, what does he want?"
Stephen: "Are you ready for this? He is actually willing to take less if you consider certain incentives"
Jerry: "What! Is he insane? What kind of incentives?"
Stephen: (Chuckling) "He wants a bonus of five million for each season that Dak is the starter for three fourths of the season."
Jerry: (Laughing): "Dak is going to be our third option if he even makes the team. We have one of the most prolific passers in history with a stacked offense. Most likely we put him on the practice squad.....tell this fool we will give the 4th round pick 10 million for each season he starts all 16 games. I mean, what the heck!"
Stephen; (Laughing even louder) "Wait! it gets better! He wants another five million a year if he starts and has double digit wins! And another five million if.....if.....hold on.....if he makes the Pro Bowl"
Jerry: (now laughing hysterically) "Stop it! You're killing me! Wait!....Hey, tell him if he scraps Dak's base salary I will give Dak ten million dollars for every playoff game he starts and five million more if we wins."
Stephen" (Rolling around on the floor) "Help! I can't breathe! I got one, I got one! We give him ten million if he breaks Brady's record for most pass attempts before first interception!"
Jerry (Snot coming out of his nose) "Good one! Good one! Before we report poor Dak's agent to the NFL front office.....or state hospital...,how about we.....let's see,what would be the most ridiculous?......okay.....at the end of the contract, if Dak is a top five in wins, game winning drives, and 4th quarter comebacks......we pay him a super bonus of 25 million?"
(Jerry looks at Stephen. Stephen looks at Jerry. Suddenly they burst into simultaneous laughter)
Stephen:" Whoo! Dang, dad, you just spent about 150 million dollars.....watch out!"
Jerry: "Uh huh, yeah!......Well......seriously.....let's get back to work......biggest laugh Ive had since Mike Lynn told me we had a deal...."
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An incentive laden contract for Dak's next 4-5 seasons sounds like a great idea in favor of Jerry.........today.
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Stephen: "Dad, I heard from Dak's agent. You wouldn't believe this but he is actually contesting our offer."
Jerry: "Really? Well, what does he want?"
Stephen: "Are you ready for this? He is actually willing to take less if you consider certain incentives"
Jerry: "What! Is he insane? What kind of incentives?"
Stephen: (Chuckling) "He wants a bonus of five million for each season that Dak is the starter for three fourths of the season."
Jerry: (Laughing): "Dak is going to be our third option if he even makes the team. We have one of the most prolific passers in history with a stacked offense. Most likely we put him on the practice squad.....tell this fool we will give the 4th round pick 10 million for each season he starts all 16 games. I mean, what the heck!"
Stephen; (Laughing even louder) "Wait! it gets better! He wants another five million a year if he starts and has double digit wins! And another five million if.....if.....hold on.....if he makes the Pro Bowl"
Jerry: (now laughing hysterically) "Stop it! You're killing me! Wait!....Hey, tell him if he scraps Dak's base salary I will give Dak ten million dollars for every playoff game he starts and five million more if we wins."
Stephen" (Rolling around on the floor) "Help! I can't breathe! I got one, I got one! We give him ten million if he breaks Brady's record for most pass attempts before first interception!"
Jerry (Snot coming out of his nose) "Good one! Good one! Before we report poor Dak's agent to the NFL front office.....or state hospital...,how about we.....let's see,what would be the most ridiculous?......okay.....at the end of the contract, if Dak is a top five in wins, game winning drives, and 4th quarter comebacks......we pay him a super bonus of 25 million?"
(Jerry looks at Stephen. Stephen looks at Jerry. Suddenly they burst into simultaneous laughter)
Stephen:" Whoo! Dang, dad, you just spent about 150 million dollars.....watch out!"
Jerry: "Uh huh, yeah!......Well......seriously.....let's get back to work......biggest laugh Ive had since Mike Lynn told me we had a deal...."
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An incentive laden contract for Dak's next 4-5 seasons sounds like a great idea in favor of Jerry.........today.
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