Good Story For You

[Hostile]

I work in an office with a guy who thoroughly enjoys razzing me when the Cowboys fail. Real good guy and very funny. He doesn't really have a team, he just likes to kid around mostly. He sort of likes the Cardinals because he's a native Arizonan and they are the so-called state team. Which is why he doesn't like the Cowboys because they are the true state team.

Today he showed up to work in an embroidered blue Dallas Cowboys polo shirt. I saw it and started smiling immediately. Before I could ask what the story was he said, "I lost a bet."

So I asked him to tell me the story. He and a longtime friend used to compete over girls they were going to date. Both are married now, but the competition between them is still fierce. So on Monday they were eating lunch at a restaurant in Phoenix and their waitress was rather attractive.

They did what men do and commented on it, and Kelly (my co-worker) decided to rub it in that he won most of the girl battles. So JT bets him that he has lost his touch, to which Kelly vehemently denies. They decide to make a bet.

The bet was that Kelly could not get the waitress' phone number. If he did, JT paid him 50 bucks. If he couldn't get it, Kelly had to buy a Dallas Cowboys shirt, wear it for the day, and take 5 pictures of himself in that shirt all around Tucson and send them to JT.

He wants me to be in at least one of the pictures. When he's done I get the shirt.

 

[dargonking999]

Funny stuff

Good thing you get a free shirt out of it.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I would have gotten the number. ...and wore the shirt to boot! :laugh2:

 

[SacredStar]

He lost his touch in getting the phone number, but he did gain his touch by supporting the Cowboys.....even if it was for one day only.

No loser in that bet.

 

[Seven]

Hos, I swear. You get into the best prediciments of anyone I know. You've got great "Mojo". Great stuff.

 

[DaBoys4Life]

lol nice story.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

Great Story! How's about posting the pic of the two of you for the Zoners to see.

 

[Hostile]

Hos, I swear. You get into the best prediciments of anyone I know. You've got great "Mojo". Great stuff.

Dude, my wife says constantly, "stuff just happens around you all the time." I've had strangers walk up to me and tell me their life story. My shy, timid wife will stand there and listen then when we part she will say, "who was that?" I tell her I have no idea. She says, "why would a stranger walk up to you and tell you that stuff?" I said, "maybe I look like a bartender."

You used to live in the Valley. Did you ever go to Matta's in Mesa? Good Mexican food. Sadly it just closed recently.

When the Cowboys came here for a pre-season game 3 years ago I took AdButcher and Dale to eat there. I noticed a pretty blonde walking by and yelled out to her. It was my Niece. Weird stuff like that happens to me all the time.

 

[Hostile]

Great Story! How's about posting the pic of the two of you for the Zoners to see.

I will sure try.

 

[viman96]

Good story!

Do not take the shirt though. It has loser stank on it and we do not need that this year!

 

[Seven]

Dude, my wife says constantly, "stuff just happens around you all the time." I've had strangers walk up to me and tell me their life story. My shy, timid wife will stand there and listen then when we part she will say, "who was that?" I tell her I have no idea. She says, "why would a stranger walk up to you and tell you that stuff?" I said, "maybe I look like a bartender."

You used to live in the Valley. Did you ever go to Matta's in Mesa? Good Mexican food. Sadly it just closed recently.

When the Cowboys came here for a pre-season game 3 years ago I took AdButcher and Dale to eat there. I noticed a pretty blonde walking by and yelled out to her. It was my Niece. Weird stuff like that happens to me all the time.

I'm tellin ya.............I'm almlost inclined to have you mail me one of your favorite shirts or something. I'd wear it for a week and see if it rubs off.

 

[Brandon4Cowboys]

Tell your boy not to be too hard on himself. After all, his Cardinals rarely get the girl either...

 

[Velvet Jones]

Maybe if he wore the shirt that day, he would have got the number.

 

[dougonthebench]

sounds like you got the good end of the bet,and you werent even involved!!

 

[Seven]

Tell your boy not to be too hard on himself. After all, his Cardinals rarely get the girl either...

You must have missed the Lienart hottub photo...............

We ain't talkin singular, either.

 

[dougonthebench]

You must have missed the Lienart hottub photo...............

We ain't talkin singular, either.

i was thinking of that earlier,....how many girls were there??6??

 

[Velvet Jones]

 

[Big D]

OK Hos, give me some lottery numbers!

 

[Velvet Jones]

Here... I found a pic of Jreff Garcia enjoying some Tampa Bay benefits, ala Leinart.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

I work in an office with a guy who thoroughly enjoys razzing me when the Cowboys fail. Real good guy and very funny. He doesn't really have a team, he just likes to kid around mostly. He sort of likes the Cardinals because he's a native Arizonan and they are the so-called state team. Which is why he doesn't like the Cowboys because they are the true state team.

Today he showed up to work in an embroidered blue Dallas Cowboys polo shirt. I saw it and started smiling immediately. Before I could ask what the story was he said, "I lost a bet."

So I asked him to tell me the story. He and a longtime friend used to compete over girls they were going to date. Both are married now, but the competition between them is still fierce. So on Monday they were eating lunch at a restaurant in Phoenix and their waitress was rather attractive.

They did what men do and commented on it, and Kelly (my co-worker) decided to rub it in that he won most of the girl battles. So JT bets him that he has lost his touch, to which Kelly vehemently denies. They decide to make a bet.

The bet was that Kelly could not get the waitress' phone number. If he did, JT paid him 50 bucks. If he couldn't get it, Kelly had to buy a Dallas Cowboys shirt, wear it for the day, and take 5 pictures of himself in that shirt all around Tucson and send them to JT.

He wants me to be in at least one of the pictures. When he's done I get the shirt.

LOL! Hilarious story. I like that.