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GimmeTheBall!

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I would have won the bet, bought a similar shirt and made her cook me dinner while Kelly (girly name) served our dessert and coffee after the dinner.
It's so cool to be superhandsome and smart.
 

Achozen

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Hostile;2237049 said:
Dude, my wife says constantly, "stuff just happens around you all the time." I've had strangers walk up to me and tell me their life story. My shy, timid wife will stand there and listen then when we part she will say, "who was that?" I tell her I have no idea. She says, "why would a stranger walk up to you and tell you that stuff?" I said, "maybe I look like a bartender."

You used to live in the Valley. Did you ever go to Matta's in Mesa? Good Mexican food. Sadly it just closed recently.

When the Cowboys came here for a pre-season game 3 years ago I took AdButcher and Dale to eat there. I noticed a pretty blonde walking by and yelled out to her. It was my Niece. Weird stuff like that happens to me all the time.
I've lived in Mesa just about my whole life and I've never went to Matta's.

I always heard people talk about it, just never went. I drove by there the other day and I think I saw a sign that said it's been relocated.
 

Hostile

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Achozen;2237503 said:
I've lived in Mesa just about my whole life and I've never went to Matta's.

I always heard people talk about it, just never went. I drove by there the other day and I think I saw a sign that said it's been relocated.
They had 2, but that was always the one I went to because it's close to my brother-in-law's place in Gilbert. If there's a new site close to that one let me know.

I bet you hit Bill Johnson's though. Isn't that place great? I actually know the guy who built it. He still provides them sawdust for the floors.
 

djtavo

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Lmao. good one hostile...

If he had worn the shirt to the restaurant he would have gotten the number

Borat "A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a Jersey I must buy one with a p**** magnet. "

:D
 

Hostile

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Anybody going to play those lottery numbers? You do and win, I get a Harley as thank you right?
 

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Hostile;2237793 said:
Anybody going to play those lottery numbers? You do and win, I get a Harley as thank you right?


I win you get 2 Harleys! ;)
 

Hostile

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MarionBarberThe4th;2237882 said:
decoded as:

FLABDQ

What are you trying to tell us?
Maybe this will help decode it.

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