StarBoyz83
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We for sure need him but I just dont see him playing this early.
I need to invent some kind of "Super Glue Ointment" that players could just rub on the back of their legs so their hammys will be alright for a game. Of course, after the game they can wash it off with some "Hammy Solvent" and continue their rehab.
But, I will need investors first.
Screw "Super Glue Ointment", get that man a hammy transplant a long with Miles. And if there's no such thing, Jerry should drop a billion just to start the research to make this possible. Heck, they would already have their first test subject with Miles, he needs a new hammy bout every week or so.
And this could finally get our Cowboys back in commercials too! I can see it now.
*Miles Austin talking* "Are you playing sports at a competitive level? Do you keep tearing your hamstrings? Are you constantly on the sidelines due to those pesky hamstrings? Well if so then I got the perfect thing for you! For $19,000,000 you can get a free hamstring transplant and be good as new! Tear a hamstring again? Just come right back and we'll take your money again!"
*NOTE* All Commanders/Giants/Eagles fans pay double price
I need to invent some kind of "Super Glue Ointment" that players could just rub on the back of their legs so their hammys will be alright for a game. Of course, after the game they can wash it off with some "Hammy Solvent" and continue their rehab.
But, I will need investors first.
Give Lester Hayes a call. Hes probably got more than a few gallons of stickum that he doesn't need anymore.
I need to invent some kind of "Super Glue Ointment" that players could just rub on the back of their legs so their hammys will be alright for a game. Of course, after the game they can wash it off with some "Hammy Solvent" and continue their rehab.
But, I will need investors first.
he wont be 100% untill the off season that they way hammys work