Great white shark kills championship bodyboarder

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

This is why I will NEVER go swimming in the ocean.

 

[zrinkill]

At least the article did mention it was a white shark.

Its not the Sharks fault ....... it was molested and poor.

 

[Yeagermeister]

I won't even go in the bathtub.

Yes we know :laugh2:

 

[Doomsday101]

So your saying this picture makes you want to stay in the house? It kinda looks like a dinner bell huh?

Lets just say I'm smarter than a seal. :laugh2:

 

[Afigueroa22]

You should hear the tape of the Treadwell bear attack. It's gross. The feeding sounds are just awful. Imagine being eaten alive by a bear/shark while you are trying desperately to get it to stop.

There just isn't any worse way to go as far as I am concerned.

Just looked it up, a man screaming in his final moments is very disturbing.

 

[Longboysfan]

I will be in Yosemite in October. Any shark sightings there in the creek?

 

[Dallas]

I will be in Yosemite in October. Any shark sightings there in the creek?

Matawan Creek shark attack 1916. DUN - DUN - DUN - DUN - DUN - DUN !

 

[Yeagermeister]

I will be in Yosemite in October. Any shark sightings there in the creek?

*knock knock*

Who's there?

Land shark

 

[Doomsday101]

I will be in Yosemite in October. Any shark sightings there in the creek?

Well you know Bull Sharks have been found in fresh water rivers

A Freshwater Nightmare: The bull shark is a river monster of nightmares — it is a sea creature that can tolerate fresh water, allowing it to travel far up rivers and close to contact with humans. Its tendency to dwell in shallow coastal waters and rivers ranging from the Atlantic to the Indian to the Pacific Ocean, coupled with its unpredictable and aggressive behavior, lead many scientists to label it as the species responsible for the majority of shark attacks on humans. Visit our bull shark safety guide to learn how to stay safe in salt and fresh water.

http://animal.discovery.com/fish/river-monsters/bull-shark/

 

[Doomsday101]

*knock knock*

Who's there?

Land shark

Candy Gram. :laugh2:

 

[Dallas]

*knock knock*

Who's there?

Land shark

[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]
Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: Who?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram!!
Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]
[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]

 

[Yeagermeister]

[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]
Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: Who?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram!!
Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]
[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]

:laugh2:

 

[JBond]

You left out how the shark was species profiling :laugh2:

At least the article did mention it was a white shark.

Fixed :

Its not the Sharks fault ....... it was molested and poor.

You guys are killing me.

 

[Yeagermeister]

You guys are killing me.

That's profiling and profiling is wrong

 

[Kangaroo]

Black sea bears are particularly vicious.

Remember kids Sea Bears are attracted by

• Playing the clarinet badly
• Waving a flashlight back and forth really fast
• Eating or holding any kind of cheese
• Stomping around
• Wearing a hoop skirt
• Wearing clown shoes
• Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion
• Screeching like a chimpanzee

 

[Khartun]

Remember kids Sea Bears are attracted by

• Playing the clarinet badly
• Waving a flashlight back and forth really fast
• Eating or holding any kind of cheese
• Stomping around
• Wearing a hoop skirt
• Wearing clown shoes
• Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion
• Screeching like a chimpanzee

:laugh2:

 

[Kangaroo]

Well you know Bull Sharks have been found in fresh water rivers

A Freshwater Nightmare: The bull shark is a river monster of nightmares — it is a sea creature that can tolerate fresh water, allowing it to travel far up rivers and close to contact with humans. Its tendency to dwell in shallow coastal waters and rivers ranging from the Atlantic to the Indian to the Pacific Ocean, coupled with its unpredictable and aggressive behavior, lead many scientists to label it as the species responsible for the majority of shark attacks on humans. Visit our bull shark safety guide to learn how to stay safe in salt and fresh water.

http://animal.discovery.com/fish/river-monsters/bull-shark/

Australia has a big issue with this in fact the guy fro River Monsters caught one in a lake. Crazy stuff for sure

 

[cowboy_ron]

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Classic scene

 

[Manwiththeplan]

I try my best to avoid any place I'm not the top of the food chain.

 

[trickblue]

I try my best to avoid any place I'm not the top of the food chain.

NEVER go to Detroit...