Greatest Football names ever (Cowboys and Leaguewide)

[Doomsday101]

KC old DT Buck Buchanan

 

[dboyz]

Mack Strong

Great name for a FB

 

[CowboyDan]

Here's a couple newer guys......

TJ Who'sYourMomma (Championship!)
Cedric Killings
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila (KGB)
Arnaz Battle
MacKenzie Hoambreker
Takeo Spikes



My favorite college name is Major Applewhite (***?! Cruel parents)

 

[31smackdown]

Takeo Spikes
Champ Bailey

I feel like the Rams had some good ones..
Jackie Slater.. well maybe he was just good
Nolan Cromwell
Jack Youngblood
Tom Fears
Norm Van Brocklin .. actually anyone with a Van in their name probably

Cowboys..
Peppi Zellner is an odd name
Richmond Flowers.. not exactly fear inspiring

 

[CoCo]

Always loved the name Preston Pearson for some reason.

Drew Pearson too for that matter.

Tucker Fredrickson of the NYG I believe from the 60's
Sonny Juergenson
Roman Gabriel is just classic.

 

[CowboysPhan]

For me some of my favorite Cowboys names were
Rayfield Wright
Blaine Nye
Cornell Green
Scott Laidlaw
Golden Richards
Bill Bates
Walt Garrison

to name a few.

 

[jackrussell]

Otis Sistrunk
Ed Podolak
Sonny Sixgun
Elmo Wright
Matt Snell
Emerson Boozer
Walt Garrison
Bob Lilly
Buck Buchanon
Fred Belitnikoff
John Mackey
Jack Tatum
Merlin Olsen
Otis Taylor
Dave Butz

 

[CoCo]

Otis Sistrunk
Ed Podolak
Sonny Sixgun
Elmo Wright
Matt Snell
Emerson Boozer
Walt Garrison
Bob Lilly
Buck Buchanon
Fred Belitnikoff
John Mackey
Jack Tatum
Merlin Olsen
Otis Taylor
Dave Butz

I suspect you mean Sonny Sixkiller who I believe never made an NFL roster.

 

[jobberone]

Where is Ken-Yon Rambo?!!

In the CFL.

 

[rkell87]

i gonna say brett farve sounds like a football player name.

raiders have slade norris, and rolando mcclain....sound like football names to me

Vernon Gholston sounds like one too but i guess it isnt lol

jeremy trueblood.

im gonna be the first to say marion "the barbarian" barber is awesome for a football player.

tank johnson is a good name too

 

[rkell87]

ill add priest holmes, arnez battle, a.j. hawk, champ bailey, cedric killings, and chad slaughter to the list as well

 

[jackrussell]

I suspect you mean Sonny Sixkiller who I believe never made an NFL roster.

You are correct sir..thank you.

The OP never mentioned NFL names, just football names.

 

[pupulehaole]

Akwasi Owusu Ansah!!!

 

[peplaw06]

Jim "Chris" Everett

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[JackMagist]

Cowboys names from the past that I liked:

George Andre
Jethro Pugh
Chuck Howley
Cliff Harris
Golden Richards
Lee Roy Jordan
Mel Renfro
I alwats liked the fact that Bob Lilly and Randy White played the same position in Landry's 'Flex Defense'. Made it the "Lilly-White" position.

Around the league:

Art Shell
Jack Youngblood
Nolan Cromwell
Deacon Jones
Merlin Olsen
Rosey Greer (Some great names in the "Fearsome Foursome")
Jack Lambert
Dick Butkus
Mel Blunt (would have been perfect in todays age "Smokin'" Mel Blunt)
edit: Almost forgot Jack Tatum

Nicknames:

Ted "The Mad Stork" Henderson (John Madden said, "You always have to look out for guys with 'the Mad' anything as their nickname.)
Dick "Night Train" Lane
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
"Mean" Joe Green

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Kyle Kosier.

Seriously. Listen to the announcers say his name. Very football-sounding once you hear it during a telecast.

 

[rkell87]

found some hilarious ones

lucious pusey
de'cody fagg
kyle sackrider
jerrod gooch
jim bob cooter
richie rich-from UNC
jimmy johns-alabama

also brit barefoot- kicker
reggie corner-CB

and the ultimate... I-perfection harris short for immaculate perfection and his brothers name is supreme justice

 

[irishline]

found some hilarious ones

lucious pusey
de'cody fagg
kyle sackrider
jerrod gooch
jim bob cooter
richie rich-from UNC
jimmy johns-alabama

also brit barefoot- kicker
reggie corner-CB

and the ultimate... I-perfection harris short for immaculate perfection and his brothers name is supreme justice

Craphonso Thorpe
Height: 6-0 Weight: 187 Age: 26
Born: 6/27/1983 Tallahassee , FL
College: Florida State
Experience: 4 Seasons


http://www.nfl.com/players/craphonsothorpe/profile?id=THO807667

and

Harry Colon
Height: 6-0 Weight: 203 Age: 41
Born: 2/14/1969 Kansas City , KS
College: Missouri
Experience: 6 Seasons


http://www.nfl.com/players/harrycolon/profile?id=COL746263

These are pretty hilarious as well.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Randall Gay.

 

[rkell87]

Craphonso Thorpe
Height: 6-0 Weight: 187 Age: 26
Born: 6/27/1983 Tallahassee , FL
College: Florida State
Experience: 4 Seasons


http://www.nfl.com/players/craphonsothorpe/profile?id=THO807667

and

Harry Colon
Height: 6-0 Weight: 203 Age: 41
Born: 2/14/1969 Kansas City , KS
College: Missouri
Experience: 6 Seasons


http://www.nfl.com/players/harrycolon/profile?id=COL746263

These are pretty hilarious as well.

haha thats great.

harry colon 6 seasons but age 41 is crazy too