Greetings, Earthlings. I'm from a parallel universe.

[windward]

My universe's version of earth is named Tony Romo.

Well then, greetings Tony Romoling

 

[Richmond Cowboy]

In my universe TO blew out his knee in week 10, RW has become our #1 wr and we have been quietly been on a playoff push without any distractions.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Well then, greetings Tony Romoling

Thank you. Tony Romo was the greatest of the Freak gods and goddesses. Yes, I said Freak. Our word for really strange people is Greek. It's truly an amazing coincidence, I know.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

In my universe TO blew out his knee in week 10, RW has become our #1 wr and we have been quietly been on a playoff push without any distractions.

Can we switch universes?

 

[windward]

Thank you. Tony Romo was the greatest of the Freak gods and goddesses. Yes, I said Freak. Our word for really strange people is Greek. It's truly an amazing coincidence, I know.

Oh yeah, like with the god with the thunderbolts Goose?

Anyway, that reminds me we still have to buy our Christmas Zeus.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Oh yeah, like with the god with the thunderbolts Goose?

Anyway, that reminds me we still have to buy our Christmas Zeus.

You have to buy Christmas Anal Surgery? Ouch!

 

[windward]

You have to buy Christmas Anal Surgery? Ouch!

It's considered elective surgery in all HMOs in our universe.

 

[bbgun]

Are there any green women with big juggs in your world?

 

[windward]

Are there any green women with big juggs in your world?

The basis of our entire civilization.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

It's considered elective surgery in all HMOs in our universe.

President Rhodes proposed a health plan that would send us all through medical school so we can operate on ourselves, thereby negating the need for a health system. It's both a right and responsibility.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Are there any green women with big juggs in your world?

Yes. They're called BBguns.

 

[Nors]

You from K pak too?

small universe, sorry to hear about your losses

 

[bbgun]

Yes. They're called BBguns.

I'm in. Let me give my landlord 60 days' notice.

 

[djmajestik]

Thanks.

We need a little levity now. And if we lose tonight, we're going to need a lot of levity.

We're you saying were all kind of fat?

levity
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Main Entry:
lev·i·ty
Pronunciation:
\ˈle-və-tē\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Latin levitat-, levitas, from levis light in weight — more at light
Date:
1564
1 : excessive or unseemly frivolity
2 : lack of steadiness : changeableness​

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I had a striking realization today as I was perusing the board. I don't know how I missed it before especially when it's so obvious:

Not ever poster here lives in the same universe. In fact, many of us seem to live in parallel universes. I came to this realization after I read several posts denying that Owens had ever complained to the media or thrown anyone "under the bus."

Our different universes seem to be very similar but possess some minor differences.

You see, in my universe, we have our own Dallas Cowboys, and our own versions of Jason Witten and Terrell Owens, both of whom play for the Dallas Cowboys (just like in your universes). However, my universe's Terrell Owens spoke to my universe's Deion Sanders on national television, and complained about the Cowboys offensive system. He also spoke to my universe's media after the Washington loss, and complained about his lack of touches despite being handed or thrown the ball 20 times. He also claimed that he couldn't "throw the ball and catch it itself."

Anyway, I just thought I'd share my new found knowledge with the rest of you. In closing, I'd like to wish good luck to both the Cowboys in my universe and the Cowboys in your universes. Beat those Giants (or whomever your respective opponent is)!

Welcome, Zordak, we have been awaiting you in the Stargate Craft.

In that alternative universe of which you speak, Wade is the facilitator and the enabler. Just the other day Wade said there is no issue, no bad feelings and everything is fine.

It is comforting to know that Wade can dispell any such underhanded talk from his players.

Klaatu Nikto Baradawadetu.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

We're you saying were all kind of fat?

levity
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Main Entry:
lev·i·ty
Pronunciation:
\ˈle-və-tē\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Latin levitat-, levitas, from levis light in weight — more at light
Date:
1564
1 : excessive or unseemly frivolity
2 : lack of steadiness : changeableness​

No, he meant levity that propels and carries the Stargate spacecraft into the alternative universe. Wade is the navigator. Jerra is the pilot.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

it's funny though how some are siding with TO against Jason Witten