Greg Hardy looks huge

[locked&loaded]

 

[AsthmaField]

He is a big ol' dude. He's still quick twitch though. Watch the guy move.... watch his hands. He moves like a WR or something.

The guy is simply an elite athlete who has the football IQ and an understanding of leverage and angles.

To put it simply: He is a special player.

 

[dogunwo]

He's been chillin' with Romo

 

[gmoney112]

Oh I'm going to be suspended the entire season while waiting on my verdict?

*warms up gallon of Test*

 

[Nightman]

He is a big ol' dude. He's still quick twitch though. Watch the guy move.... watch his hands. He moves like a WR or something.

The guy is simply an elite athlete who has the football IQ and an understanding of leverage and angles.

To put it simply: He is a special player.

He played basketball at Ole Miss, mad skills

 

[MonsterD]

Is Risen happy?

 

[AsthmaField]

He played basketball at Ole Miss, mad skills

And I think I heard he even played some WR.

He was a gunner on the punt team as a rookie in Carolina.

 

[Idgit]

Is Risen happy?

Not until he can find a way to work in a Geoff Swaim joke in this thread someplace. There's got to be an opening somewhere, right?

 

[Idgit]

...He was a gunner on the punt team as a rookie in Carolina.

Yeah, that's crazy.

 

[AsthmaField]

Not until he can find a way to work in a Geoff Swaim joke in this thread someplace. There's got to be an opening somewhere, right?

If I might make a suggestion?

"Hardy is special... but he's no Swaim."

I don't know. I lack Risen's inherent wit and sarcasm. It just isn't the same.

 

[Idgit]

If I might make a suggestion?

"Hardy is special... but he's no Swaim."

I don't know. I lack Risen's inherent wit and sarcasm. It just isn't the same.

See, I was trying to do something with 'swim move' and 'swaim,' but I couldn't get there, either. I don't think it's possible, honestly.

 

[AsthmaField]

See, I was trying to do something with 'swim move' and 'swaim,' but I couldn't get there, either. I don't think it's possible, honestly.

Not for you and I it isn't. Although your idea was pretty ingenious.

 

[Aven8]

I noticed this I another photo the other day. That's what separates the men from the boys! Gregory probably looks like Jimmy Walker next to the Rock if they stand side by side!

 

[Idgit]

Not for you and I it isn't. Although your idea was pretty ingenious.

What can I say? I'm the Geoff Swaim of sports board posting.

 

[Idgit]

I noticed this I another photo the other day. That's what separates the men from the boys! Gregory probably looks like Jimmy Walker next to the Rock if they stand side by side!

Look at you, dropping the dy-no-mite references on us! Curious, though, that you went with 'the Rock' and not the more obvious option.

 

[jobberone]

Not until he can find a way to work in a Geoff Swaim joke in this thread someplace. There's got to be an opening somewhere, right?

He has mad skills with the ability to get skinny and find the opening. I'm pretty sure he was a run to daylight type back at some point. Probably Midgets but that's beside the point, right?!

 

[Risen Star]

Is Risen happy?

I wish his shorts were a little shorter.

 

[maxdallasfan]

Just having the other players watch him practice will increase their game.

Ala a certain LB from Baltimore.

 

[Idgit]

In has mad skills with the ability to get skinny and find the opening. I'm pretty sure he was a run to daylight type back at some point. Probably Midgets but that's beside the point, right?!

He's the Geoff Swaim of metaphorical get-skinny-run-to-daylight backs.

This is actually getting easier and easier the more I do it. It's kind of addicting. I can see myself becoming the Geoff Swaim of beating dead horses, eventually. Not for a while yet, though.

But back to the topic, which I'm horribly abusing right now, Hardy is pretty much a beast, isn't he? And kind of always has been.

 

[TheDude]

See, I was trying to do something with 'swim move' and 'swaim,' but I couldn't get there, either. I don't think it's possible, honestly.

Have faith.