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Have faith.
The offseason is long. We'll get there, eventually.
Have faith.
I dont know why people are so excited about a guy who will never see the field because of Ben Gardner and Kendall Boatswain
He's the Geoff Swaim of metaphorical get-skinny-run-to-daylight backs.
This is actually getting easier and easier the more I do it. It's kind of addicting. I can see myself becoming the Geoff Swaim of beating dead horses, eventually. Not for a while yet, though.
But back to the topic, which I'm horribly abusing right now, Hardy is pretty much a beast, isn't he? And kind of always has been.
If I might make a suggestion?
"Hardy is special... but he's no Swaim."
I don't know. I lack Risen's inherent wit and sarcasm. It just isn't the SWAIM.
There fixed it for you...
I wish his shorts were a little shorter.
When Swaim goes for 40 catches and 6 touchdowns, including 1 in the Superbowl, will the forum rules be changed to make Risen permanently change his avatar to Mel Kiper Jr.?
That's what she said, before she was power bombed into a pile of weapons and ammunition.
....wait for it.
He's fat!