Gurode distraction...

[boysfanindc]

How many reasons does he have to live? Certainly not as many as the team's other rabble-rouser.

If it's not at least 5 million, we need to monitor this closely.

Especially now that Gurode will have pain pills, I think we need to make sure his publicist is at his house to remove them from his mouth.

 

[kTXe]

Best thread ever.

 

[FLcowboy]

I agree it is obviously a serious cry for help. I am just worried about him as a human being.

Well, somebody is crying for help, but I'm not sure it is Gurode.

 

[Jarv]

Especially now that Gurode will have pain pills, I think we need to make sure his publicist is at his house to remove them from his mouth.

Domino's has been replaced in the Dallas lockeroom with the timeless game of go fish !

TO: Got any blue valium's ?

Andre: Go fish !

Andre: Got any yellow percocet's ?

TO: Dayam, here's 2.

 

[boysfanindc]

Does anyone know if Gurode takes supplements? Or if his girlfriend just left him?

Hopefully ESPN will devote a show and a ticker to this until we find out!

 

[sf49rh8r]

What does his publicist look like and is he considered a man of statue?

 

[adbutcher]

I'm wondering, if we lose to Philly this week, if you Gurode apologists and enablers will finally acknowledge that he is a distraction to this team. We don't need this aggravation.

I know the tape and facts and mountains of evidence say otherwise, but doesn't it seem, given his history, that this medical "emergency" could just be a premeditated call-out for attention? Have we considered the fact that he could just be faking the whole thing, Ric Flair razor balde style, to avoid practice?

I don't know guys. The evidence is mounting against this guy. Combine this with the fact that noone in the media knows how to pronounce his name, and I think it's time for a change.

:laugh1:

 

[jcblanco22]

In pro wrestling terms that called "showing color" or "blading." All it was lacking was a stretcher job. Although it was an odd way of booking it since Gurode was the heel and Haynesworth is the hometown face. I guess they wanted a double turn.


YAKUZA

I was waiting for the double cross w/ Owens smashing Gurode's face further with that hard shell he was wearing to protect his finger. In fact, it could have been booked that the whole trip to the emergency room was a ruse and excuse to have Owens wearing a "loaded" glove to use on Gurode after Haynesworth got him juicing.

I thought it was going to be the most graphic thing since the Horsemen's beatdown on Dusty Rhodes in that parking lot in '86.

 

[lspain1]

Based upon detailed analysis, it seems clear that if Gurode stays, Parcells will leave.

 

[Tass]

In pro wrestling terms that called "showing color" or "blading." All it was lacking was a stretcher job. Although it was an odd way of booking it since Gurode was the heel and Haynesworth is the hometown face. I guess they wanted a double turn.


YAKUZA

That's the way Jerruh booked it...it's a swerve. Haynseworth and Gurode will switch teams after the PPV...then the Cowboys will tell the world what a great guy Haynesworth is. Then in the playoffs, Haynesworth will pick up a Gatorade cooler and try to brain Owens with it before the game and Gurode will do a run-in from the locker room tunnel and stop him. Then Gurode will rejoin the 'Boys.

I mean, it's obvious, right?

 

[conner01]

i see a future for you with espn

 

[superpunk]

Does anyone know if Gurode takes supplements? Or if his girlfriend just left him?

Hopefully ESPN will devote a show and a ticker to this until we find out!

I think we should just save some time, and fire his trainer right now.

 

[boysfanindc]

Based upon detailed analysis, it seems clear that if Gurode stays, Parcells will leave.

Pretty sure BP was against the signing and JJ forced Gurode on him, think he has been calling him the player.

 

[Tass]

That's the way Jerruh booked it...it's a swerve. Haynseworth and Gurode will switch teams after the PPV...then the Cowboys will tell the world what a great guy Haynesworth is. Then in the playoffs, Haynesworth will pick up a Gatorade cooler and try to brain Owens with it before the game and Gurode will do a run-in from the locker room tunnel and stop him. Then Gurode will rejoin the 'Boys.

I mean, it's obvious, right?

Oh, yeah, and after Gurode saves him, T.O. cuts a wicked promo on the NFL and how they are trying to destroy his career. He goes out and catches 8 passes for 135 yards and 3 TDs. After the game, he's hit by a car while leaving the stadium and Dallas has to go to the Super Bowl without him. The camera lingers on a figure in shadow...you can't see his face but he's smacking his lips uncontrollably as he talks to the NFL commisioner on the phone...

 

[DBoys]

You guys crack me up

 

[Verdict]

Here's the media's list of questions for Parcells today --

Is Parcells worried about Owens ripping off a player's helmet and stomping on his head?

Will the team make Owens get psychiatric counseling to make sure it never happens?

Has Parcells ever had a player stomp on someone's helmetless head?

Who does Haynesworth remind Parcells of?

When did Parcells find out that Gurode needed 30 stitches?

Should someone have told him about the stitches earlier?

Is Gurode going to need to take pain pills?

The sad part is you are right on. LOL. Funny stuff. The funniest things tend to have at least some basis in fact. You will probably bat .500 today. LOL

 

[burmafrd]

frankly after a while sarcasm just looks plain dumb.

 

[ATurkishSeaOtter]

Domino's has been replaced in the Dallas lockeroom with the timeless game of go fish !

TO: Got any blue valium's ?

Andre: Go fish !

Andre: Got any yellow percocet's ?

TO: Dayam, here's 2.