Hale fellows and bland men, we've become too divided

[elcowboi]

This is 2022. This is the status quo.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Can we go have a spot of tea afterwards?

 

[Captain-Crash]

Can we go have a spot of tea afterward?

and some crumpets?

 

[cityochamps]

I propose that we soft pedal the vitriol.

Yes, the Dak lovers are tone deaf and the FO apologists are irritating.


But for the love of pike, let us do this instead:
Sit back and let the puzzle pieces fall into place.
Remember to not forget: Mini-camps, real camp and the draft are still ahead. Too early to despair, good lads!

I have come to enjoy the game strategies and games themselves and not so much dreaming about another Lombardini trophy.
So give it a try, rabble, Enjoy the game for what it is and don't dream big.

Tried it already, when we sit back and wait for the pieces of the puzzle to fall into place we always end up with this. So Off you go mate.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Oh, let's go back to fighting

 

[IceStar-D7]

Dak is what Dak is. Dallas is what Dallas was before Dak. Neither is going anywhere off the field, so we better hope it happens on the field...

 

[buybuydandavis]

I propose that we soft pedal the vitriol.

Yes, the Dak lovers are tone deaf and the FO apologists are irritating.


But for the love of pike, let us do this instead:
Sit back and let the puzzle pieces fall into place.
Remember to not forget: Mini-camps, real camp and the draft are still ahead. Too early to despair, good lads!

I have come to enjoy the game strategies and games themselves and not so much dreaming about another Lombardini trophy.
So give it a try, rabble, Enjoy the game for what it is and don't dream big.

Bringing together puzzle pieces requires someone who can see the big picture.

Who we got with a demonstrated track record of that?

Can you think of anyone we've got who's got a demonstrated track record of collecting pieces, and not building a team?

I can! I can!
You can too! I know you can!

 

[eromeopolk]

I propose that we soft pedal the vitriol.

Yes, the Dak lovers are tone deaf and the FO apologists are irritating.


But for the love of pike, let us do this instead:
Sit back and let the puzzle pieces fall into place.
Remember to not forget: Mini-camps, real camp and the draft are still ahead. Too early to despair, good lads!

I have come to enjoy the game strategies and games themselves and not so much dreaming about another Lombardini trophy.
So give it a try, rabble, Enjoy the game for what it is and don't dream big.

26 years ago this post would work and as Jerry Dumbo GM Jones says "be relevant". But the Dallas Cowboys, America's Team has not been seen for 26 years. So Arlington Jonesboys fans are not patient to play with puzzles...

 

[Cowpolk]

Can we go have a spot of tea afterwards?

I'm having several full glasses of tea

 

[Cowpolk]

and some crumpets?

Magic brownies are better

 

[Pantone282C]

United we’re bland and divided we ball.

Freud would like this forum.

 

[Pantone282C]

Magic brownies are better

That's what I'm talkin' about.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Bringing together puzzle pieces requires someone who can see the big picture.

Who we got with a demonstrated track record of that?

Can you think of anyone we've got who's got a demonstrated track record of collecting pieces, and not building a team?

I can! I can!
You can too! I know you can!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Awwww, you had me until you said don’t dream big. That’s what Cowboys fans do, “or what’s a heaven for?”

There is no heaven. We just die and become worm food.
That is why I choose to go up in flames.
Don't you blokes cry for me, now.

 

[Corso]

What our British friend said couldn't be stated any better unless we hear it in the Queen's English.

And he ain't even a Brit!
Do love tha dude though.
He's family.
Like my creepy uncle.

 

[Corso]

There is no heaven. We just die and become worm food.
That is why I choose to go up in flames.
Don't you blokes cry for me, now.

I only cry for Argentina while Madonna's singing.
Because Madonna's singing.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

And he ain't even a Brit!
Do love tha dude though.
He's family.
Like my creepy uncle.

He's a fraud? EGAD!

 

[cityochamps]

He's a fraud? EGAD!

No he is just living in an alternate reality..

 

[Captain-Crash]

he's no fraud. gimme show'em your teeth.

 

[acr731]

What our British friend said couldn't be stated any better unless we hear it in the Queen's English.

Are we sure he's British, or is this just some schtick?