Happy Birthday, Jerry!

TequilaCowboy

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The jokes on us. The Jerry robot that answers questions will be linked up to his consciousness after his death and he will rule over Dallas for eternity.
Stephen will have him propped up in the owners suite like in “Weekend at Bernie’s”
with his JWB in his hand. Once in a while waving to the fans with string attached.
 

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Maybe the only way that Jerry will get to see another superbowl is: if his life passes in front of his eyes...
 

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Fox NFL Sunday (Terry, Michael, Howie & Jimmy) just gave Jerry a nice bit...complete with the presentation of a star-topped birthday cake by Rowdy.
 

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And happy birthday to Quincy, too.

Remember when Jerry actually thought it mattered that they shared a birthday ? :facepalm:
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I can feel the love.....Can't you? Jerry been selling everybody for years.....Used car salesman....He even admitted it.
 

KJJ

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Doesnt change the FACT that the niners have gone longer with no SB than we have.


Winning in today's NFL is damn hard. No matter who the GM is.....unless you have the best qb in the league.
They’ve gone a year longer than we have without a Super Bowl win, but they’ve been to three Super Bowls since our last Super Bowl win. They also made it to the NFC title game a couple of years ago against Philly and lost so they’ve had more success over the past 30 years than we have. Even if you have the best QB in the league it’s still hard to win a Super Bowl because it takes a complete team. Mahomes and the Chiefs looked terrible in the Super Bowl a few years ago against Tampa because the Bucs had a much better team.
 

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82 years old today!

Happy Birthday! Enjoy the game! Have a few drinks and drive home!
82 years young I say! What a great leader to have! We are fortunate! Most valuable sports team in the world!
 

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82 years old today!

Happy Birthday! Enjoy the game! Have a few drinks and drive home!
Jerry, we all chipped in and you a little something, something.......................... An all-expense paid trip to Mars which leaves right before kickoff TODAY!
 

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he made more in that trip than you did in your whole life
Exactly right. Which is why he didn't post "another trip around the sun without making any money"

As owner, Jerry's job is to make money and he's very good at it. Nobody's arguing that

As GM, his job is to build a legitimate Super Bowl contender. What (besides absolutely nothing) does that have to do with how much money Jerry makes, compared to @CowboyStar88 ? Or any of us, for that matter?
 

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Exactly right. Which is why he didn't post "another trip around the sun without making any money"

As owner, Jerry's job is to make money and he's very good at it. Nobody's arguing that

As GM, his job is to build a legitimate Super Bowl contender. What (besides absolutely nothing) does that have to do with how much money Jerry makes, compared to @CowboyStar88 ? Or any of us, for that matter?
are you the other poster's mind reader/lawyer?
 

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WHO CARES :thumbdown:I'd rather celebrate watching corn growing in a field...
 
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