Happy Birthday Jerry

[PA Cowboy Fan]

I should say something nice but I Can't think of anything to say. He's starting to look like later day Al Davis.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

My favorite day of the year.

It feels like every birthday, I'm expecting it to be a bigger number....but it isn't. In fact...I'm pretty sure the number gets smaller every so often when we aren't looking.

It's like when your in a car trip and ur sick of being in the car, just ready for the trip to be over....and you see 100 miles on the road sign to ur destination.....and seemingly hours goes by before you see the next sign, and you're expecting it to say like 5 miles to your destination, but it says 75. And your all like "nooooooooooooooooooooooo how much longerrrrrrrr !?!?@?@?!?@@.@?????


Oh, but p.s. happy bday Jerry.

 

[Joe Realist]

Only 20 more years of Jerry!

 

[DandyDon1722]

I think back to the Ravens owner saying no way I’m gonna be doing this job when I’m that old…….

Wait he’s just owning - he didn’t say anything about being a GM at that age.

 

[Ranching]

How much do your's cost?

Don't need it, yet...but, when I do, I can probably get it pretty cheap in Mex..

 

[big dog cowboy]

What time do the strippers show up??

Here comes Jerry!

 

[Blitzen]

curtain or no curtain?

It was built without the curtain, hello? Wudayawantimtado-treat the whole house down and be done with it?

 

[SoupcanSam]

Formaldehyde treatment at 930 -check
B12 shot at 1030 - check
McDonald's breakfast at 11- check
4 Hr nap - check
Formulate plan to make the Cowboys a better team 400-415 -check
Podcast 500-600 - check
Radio show 600-700 -check
Dinner - check
Johnny Walker Blue + Hookers - 800-Midnight - check and check
Jerry Jones - Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys a Day in the Life

I am pretty sure that 15min is a record time spent on the cowboys the last 30 years.......I'll take it.

Cowboys Fans (scavengers scrapping for scraps)

 

[GINeric]

Invite Micah and diggs to this party

Omg... it would be a full nursery.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Omg... it would be a full nursery.

Watch where you step!!

 

[john van brocklin]

Jerry, please just retire!
Go enjoy your life, just leave the cowboys behind…..

 

[rags747]

Happy Birthday Jerry! Take a look at that library boys.

 

[cowboyed]

Formaldehyde treatment at 930 -check
B12 shot at 1030 - check
McDonald's breakfast at 11- check
4 Hr nap - check
Formulate plan to make the Cowboys a better team 400-415 -check
Podcast 500-600 - check
Radio show 600-700 -check
Dinner - check
Johnny Walker Blue + Hookers - 800-Midnight - check and check
Jerry Jones - Owner and GM of the Dallas Cowboys a Day in the Life

Your post is really uncalled for. What about the formaldehyde transfusions Jerry plans to take on a daily basis.