Hard Knocks: Favorite scenes of Part 2

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Jerry smacking his grandson upside the head... "touch that".

Procter with the Gatorade down his shorts, mimicking Stewie's dialogue in "Family Guy" almost line for line.

Roy raving about Wade's "aura".
 

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I thought they should have shown some of Miles Austin performance...this was the best he has looked and he outperformed Hurd by a mile.

I hope he continues his efforts this week against Denver.
 

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1. Still number one til it changes, TO when asked his weight, "2......sexy".
2. Roy acting like TO on the beach when he turns his head back.
3. Witten making the kid cry with his helmet.
4. Papa Garrett, "let's see TO match this stride".
5. Zach leveling people, stretching rear muscles, strinking an inch, and catching punts
 

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1)Roy and TO would be my #1
2)TO wrapping Jerrys Grandson and putting him in the water then carrying him off was cool.
3)Tank be a leader and garret recognizing him for it. I live Garrett(TE coach) as a HC someday. Looks just like his father by the way we bhe was his age.
4)The DBs and WRS going at eachother was awesome.
5) Some well deserved love for Wade Phillips as a coach. The players absolutely love this guy.
 
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1) Zach leveling Lattimore..
2) Roy mimicking TO on beach flexing back muscles
3) Garrett on Bennett's ***...
4) Dave Campo trying to dance..
5) Tank Johnson beasting people..
 

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Erik_H;2191629 said:
Zach Thomas pays to get his *** muscles stretched.

:lmao2:

Yes that was funny, it was even funnier because it was said by the guy with the serious voice.
 

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Nav22;2191782 said:
Jerry smacking his grandson upside the head... "touch that".

Procter with the Gatorade down his shorts, mimicking Stewie's dialogue in "Family Guy" almost line for line.

Roy raving about Wade's "aura".

Yeah I was thinking, dang Jerry hit him kinda hard....lol

I love seeing John Garret Coaching, he obviously cares about the kid. If he didn't he wouldn't be wasting his time with him.
 

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My favorites were

Of course Mrs. Price
Roy stealing TO's bag
Roy making fun of TO running on the beach
Anything with Cricket
The shots of the oline and dline going at it
Shrinkage
*** muscles :lmao2:
 

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Erik_H;2191629 said:
Zach Thomas pays to get his *** muscles stretched.

:lmao2:
Oh my gosh!... he's a John!

Officer, Arrest that man.
 

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I like watching it for the insight to the team. And I think Zach maybe the best pick up we got in the offseason.

He readd defenses alfull quick. Yelling out the play and getting to the ball was impressive. Of course its against our own offense but still pretty cool. And he seems to be a natural leader.

I also like how Felix is hitting the hole and his intensity. I do not know if they are only showing Bennets bad side or not but wish he would show some of the dedication and intensity some of the other players are showing.
 

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Man where to Begin... Little Ray Ray finally has gotten his time to so his skill. Even though Zach destroyed him LOL.
Felix Runs up close and personal, Felix is definetly going to be a problem for opposing Ds. Old man Phillips had me crackin' up " let see if TO could keep this pace". Todd and Danny both look impressive catch the ball in stride. That brings me to my last observation Martellus Bennett isn't going to make the first cut.
 

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Mr.davon24;2191884 said:
Man where to Begin... Little Ray Ray finally has gotten his time to so his skill. Even though Zach destroyed him LOL.
Felix Runs up close and personal, Felix is definetly going to be a problem for opposing Ds. Old man Phillips had me crackin' up " let see if TO could keep this pace". Todd and Danny both look impressive catch the ball in stride. That brings me to my last observation Martellus Bennett isn't going to make the first cut.

I would be shocked if he gets cut. We have invested too much money in him. He might be the third te for a while but I can't see him getting cut this early.
 

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Man definitely Roy Williams sneaking in behind T.O.
Roy Williams making fun of T.O. on the beach was all time favorite because afterwards T.O. was like, I like it, go ahead and make fun of me.
I think I like Martellus Bennett's attitude. I know what you are thinking but honestly. I have a good feeling the people at HBO are making that a bigger story than it is. They will turn that around towards the end and make him lovable. You watch and see it happen right before your eyes.
Definitely the deep serious voice that repeated shrinkage, and stretching butt muscles was funny too
 

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I'm just glad I have HBO to watch it.

All of it was really good.

Can you imagine if JJ gets his wish and this goes thru the season?

Great stuff!
 

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Mr.davon24;2191884 said:
That brings me to my last observation Martellus Bennett isn't going to make the first cut.

Yeagermeister;2191892 said:
I would be shocked if he gets cut. We have invested too much money in him. He might be the third te for a while but I can't see him getting cut this early.
I'm feelin' the same thing as M.D24, I think Bennett gets cut in the end.

He seems to have a good heart, but thats not going to be enough.
 

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StarKist;2191904 said:
I'm feelin' the same thing as M.D24, I think Bennett gets cut in the end.

He seems to have a good heart, but thats not going to be enough.

When have you ever seen Jerry Jones give up on a 2nd round pick so quickly?
 

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Everybody pretty much nailed the good parts. Funny stuff all around.

I thought the Wade piece was kind of a PR spin. 1st episode, he was made to look like a boob with jerry as the puppetmaster.

This version is better than the firs Hard Knocks...
 

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My favorites:

1. Roy making fun of T.O. on the beach. :lmao2:

2. Roy running into T.O.'s room and then taking his bad. :lmao2:

3. Tony Romo making fun of Mrs. Price (alarm clock), "Terrell, Terrell, Get your butt up. :lmao:

4. Keion Lattimore - I hope the guy makes the team. I doubt he will make it to the PS.

5. Polk (I think, it's the guy that the senior Garrett is helping) - The guy really has no chance to make the team, but he would be a great candidate for the PS. Most of the coaches seem to have little patience, because he is so far behind everyone else.
 

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AtlCB;2191939 said:
My favorites:

1. Roy making fun of T.O. on the beach. :lmao2:

2. Roy running into T.O.'s room and then taking his bad. :lmao2:

3. Tony Romo making fun of Mrs. Price (alarm clock), "Terrell, Terrell, Get your butt up. :lmao:

4. Keion Lattimore - I hope the guy makes the team. I doubt he will make it to the PS.

5. Polk (I think, it's the guy that the senior Garrett is helping) - The guy really has no chance to make the team, but he would be a great candidate for the PS. Most of the coaches seem to have little patience, because he is so far behind everyone else.

It's not Polk, it's Todd Lowber and he looked pretty good catching passes, but he's a long-shot for sure.
 
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