Haynesworth faces paternity suit

[SaltwaterServr]

Stupidity is the reason. And that is what amazes me.

It's like, you are standing on the railroad tracks and the trains is coming. You hear the whistle, you feel the rumble and someone is telling you to get off the tracks, yet, you stay on the tracks. It's stupid.

That actually might help the situation in no small fashion. Need to make it part of the combine. Here's your Wonderlic test guys.

Two trains coming at you from both directions of the tracks. Which way do you run?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Don't trust strippers.

Especially when they say they love you.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

I can't fault a football player or rock star for giving in to the temptation of hot chicks. Those chicks are throwing themselves at the players day after day. And what's he going to lose financially if it is his baby? Couple hundred Gs. Big deal. What, a month of interest on his investments? Nothing. And he gets to deduct all the child support payments and gets another deduction. He could make that money back by just signing autographs for a little while.

Don't know if Haynesworth is married or not (and don't feel like Googling it to find out).

What percentage of married NFL players do you think are faithful? I'd be shocked if it were over 2%. And it's probably a lot lower than 2% in basketball.

 

[Jon88]

If I were an unmarried NFL player, I would get a vasectomy so fast. No false accusations when the gun shoots blanks.

Why these guys still dabble in unprotected sex with total strangers is beyond me. It takes no time at all to put on a rain coat. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Rain coats suck.

 

[Hostile]

Rain coats suck.

STDs suck worse.

 

[Jon88]

STDs suck worse.

That's true. You gotta be careful. Don't mess with tramps.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Rain coats suck.

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STDs suck worse.

But this too. Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Rain coats suck.

although afterwords you're like :nervous:

 

[Yeagermeister]

STDs suck worse.

And child support for a kid you'll never see

 

[Mansta54]

That's true. You gotta be careful. Don't mess with tramps.

Yea because high class gals don't have STD's....

 

[AtlCB]

well at least he is hitting something.

I'm surprised his lazy rear end found the energy to do that.

 

[Four]

Skrippers are good people, just a lady trying to make a living.

hahaha that bob was in love with a skripper. That what made you go dudes full time?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Skrippers are good people, just a lady trying to make a living.

hahaha that bob was in love with a skripper. That what made you go dudes full time?

No, you ******.

 

[Jed_70]

If I were an unmarried NFL player, I would get a vasectomy so fast. No false accusations when the gun shoots blanks.

Why these guys still dabble in unprotected sex with total strangers is beyond me. It takes no time at all to put on a rain coat. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

They're just dumb and irresponsible. They're putting themselves on the line for 18 years of child support for one night stands and short term relationships.

It's just not worth it.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Rain coats suck.

like washing your feet with your socks on

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

If I were an unmarried NFL player, I would get a vasectomy so fast. No false accusations when the gun shoots blanks.

Why these guys still dabble in unprotected sex with total strangers is beyond me. It takes no time at all to put on a rain coat. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

a vasectomy? damn, what if you want tots later?

 

[SaltwaterServr]

a vasectomy? damn, what if you want tots later?

It can be reversed.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

not always successfully, and it is bad enough having surgery on them once, let alone twice

 

[Jon88]

Skrippers are good people, just a lady trying to make a living.

hahaha that bob was in love with a skripper. That what made you go dudes full time?

I've dated a girl who stripped on the side to pay off her college debt.

All strippers aren't bad.

 

[StonetheCrow77]

You could have had them file an order for an amniocentesis test.

That is risky for the baby... no matter the mothers claim, I would be inclined to wait until the baby was born to prove praternity. It isn't the baby's fault. It's not like he would have to pay a dime until there is significant proof.