"Jason, we know, and appreciate you, and we've known through the years how invaluable your skill set is unrelated to the head coaching position, and uh, so it would be through my own personal request based on our relationship through the years, and pertaining to what I know is in your heart, which, of course, is to stay with the Cowboys, and uh, let me also say this, that I do understand what you would like to do relative to the GM position in our organization, though it does pain me to say that, I, uh, cannot in good conscience relinquish my title for obvious reasons as we spoke about yesterday, but Jason, we would still very much like you to serve in a much higher capacity relative to where it would bring you in close contact with the players, but, of course, not in any coaching capacity, at which point I will tell you that if you accept my highly distinguished offer of a job title that mirrors my own, I will personally give you the use of my yacht for 12 months, the use of my helicopter for 12 months, and the use of an Island I am going to buy in February that will be named, THE DALLAS COWBOYS, and that, Jason, is on top of a multi-million dollar salary. What do you say? Can you give us an answer by Thursday, son?"
I'm confused. (And scared) What job is he talking about? That's the answer I need by Thursday.