Not sure if you are trying to be funny or just trolling.
LOL, just fyi, I am always trying to be funny, that is the main reason I am here, self-amusement Doesn't always work but I do give the effort. I would not choose to be serious on a sports site.
I tend to a be a very (extreme) literal person especially while working so if there are no additional signs or hints something is meant as humor, I assume it is a serious post. Not your fault of course, but just like sarcasm fails to be recognized by a lot of people in online text, I have that issue with humor and other emotions when no additional context or hints are applied.
S'ok, I thought you knew I was just screwing around. It is safe to assume I am in the future.....unless I am not and I can't tell you because it will ruin the effect.
He probably forgot how to change his avatar, so I'll skip the part about not giving him any ideas......but you need to be more careful in the future!
Wait, so you've just been kidding all this time???
Oh man, that sounds horrible.I don't really have any health issues and don't get sick very often. With that said, battling something now. For a week or so, my eyes had constant discharge(mucous) and when I would wake up, the eyes would almost be dried up. Sleep dried up all around the eyelids, corners, etc. once I cleaned all that up, the eyes continued to discharge all day.
So, went to an opthomologist to have it looked at. Turns out I have MGD and blepharitis. My glands stopped producing lipids that mix with the tears to keep eyes moistened. I am now on a regimen of two kinds of drops every 5 hours, occular heat treatments and eyewashes.
It has been five days since my dr visit and the eyes are about 70% better but the problems are still there, just lighter. The Dr said if this doesn't work, I will need something called manual glandular extraction. No idea what that is or entails but I will bet good money that it is something that I will not participate in
Heath has passed on.I need to get my eyes checked. I thought the thread title said Heath, so I'm reading all these responses and no one is discussing Heath. I thought strange, so I scrolled to topthe and saw it was Health. LOL.
I don't really have any health issues and don't get sick very often. With that said, battling something now. For a week or so, my eyes had constant discharge(mucous) and when I would wake up, the eyes would almost be dried up. Sleep dried up all around the eyelids, corners, etc. once I cleaned all that up, the eyes continued to discharge all day.
So, went to an opthomologist to have it looked at. Turns out I have MGD and blepharitis. My glands stopped producing lipids that mix with the tears to keep eyes moistened. I am now on a regimen of two kinds of drops every 5 hours, occular heat treatments and eyewashes.
It has been five days since my dr visit and the eyes are about 70% better but the problems are still there, just lighter. The Dr said if this doesn't work, I will need something called manual glandular extraction. No idea what that is or entails but I will bet good money that it is something that I will not participate in
Lol..or those clickbait links where someone is rubbing their foot and its title is 6 signs you're about to have a heart attack..oh crap my feet hurt at night
Damn, I don't care what word you put between manual and extraction, that makes me twitch as I am typing. Hope you get to that next 30% level.I don't really have any health issues and don't get sick very often. With that said, battling something now. For a week or so, my eyes had constant discharge(mucous) and when I would wake up, the eyes would almost be dried up. Sleep dried up all around the eyelids, corners, etc. once I cleaned all that up, the eyes continued to discharge all day.
So, went to an opthomologist to have it looked at. Turns out I have MGD and blepharitis. My glands stopped producing lipids that mix with the tears to keep eyes moistened. I am now on a regimen of two kinds of drops every 5 hours, occular heat treatments and eyewashes.
It has been five days since my dr visit and the eyes are about 70% better but the problems are still there, just lighter. The Dr said if this doesn't work, I will need something called manual glandular extraction. No idea what that is or entails but I will bet good money that it is something that I will not participate in
YOU TOO? I couldn't understand why Jeff Heath was being discussed so low in the forums.I need to get my eyes checked. I thought the thread title said Heath, so I'm reading all these responses and no one is discussing Heath. I thought strange, so I scrolled to topthe and saw it was Health. LOL.
I stopped going to them. They are like the Roadrunner and turn you into Wylie Coyote. You end up placing the anvil over your own head.
