Hehe

[PullMyFinger]

Someone sent this to me in a E-mail, how true it is, lol.

How to treat a Woman:



Wine her.

Dine her.

Call her.

Hold her.

Surprise her.

Compliment her.

Smile at her.

Listen to her.

Laugh with her.

Cry with her.

Romance her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her.

Pray with her.

Pray for her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



How to Treat a Man:



Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV

 

[Dallas]

How to treat a man:

Show up naked

Bring Chicken Wings

Don't block the TV

Know football

Hate the Commanders/Eagles/Giants

Love the Dallas Cowboys

Understand Xbox

Play Xbox



I will marry you..... :

 

[bbgun]

Like a page ripped from my childhood.

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[Hank Johnson]

How to treat a man:

Don't talk so much

Cook well and cook often

Keep your mouth shut during the ballgame

Don't expect me to know what you're thinking, all the time.

Take off your clothes

Do certain "things."

NEVER use sex as a weapon. Gets real old, but usually works.

Clean house often

Only be supportive when the Cowboys, Longhorns, or any team playing no-u is on. You're opinion of the game is not necessary. If you feel compelled to get into the game, cheer, don't talk. Please, you can only make it worse.

Have something to eat ready by halftime.

NEVER complain about the tv being on too loud during games.

Then, after the game is over, take your clothes off again and do "things." If we lose, well, do the same thing.

 

[Faerluna]

How to treat a man:

Don't talk so much

Cook well and cook often

Keep your mouth shut during the ballgame

Don't expect me to know what you're thinking, all the time.

Take off your clothes

Do certain "things."

NEVER use sex as a weapon. Gets real old, but usually works.

Clean house often

Only be supportive when the Cowboys, Longhorns, or any team playing no-u is on. You're opinion of the game is not necessary. If you feel compelled to get into the game, cheer, don't talk. Please, you can only make it worse.

Have something to eat ready by halftime.

NEVER complain about the tv being on too loud during games.

Then, after the game is over, take your clothes off again and do "things." If we lose, well, do the same thing.

Pfft. Hope you're already married. Otherwise, don't hold your breath!

 

[PullMyFinger]

Pfft. Hope you're already married. Otherwise, don't hold your breath!

LOL Ya really

 

[Hank Johnson]

Pfft. Hope you're already married. Otherwise, don't hold your breath!

oh these aren't my requirements, just thoughts on what makes a guy happy.

i'm not that stupid. i love breasts way too much.