Here is your chance to party w/ the Floatyworm

[Floatyworm]

Just made a Christmas order for you.

When you get there, report to Kendall Smith, he works with S&C Woicik.
Tell him you are there for the high pressure colonic package.
He will understand and take care of you.

Merry Christmas from the Zone.

Not even funny...

 

[Floatyworm]

Get nekkid and streak the field with a giant "I love Jason Garrett" sign!

Start a go fund me page for bail money...I'll think about it.

 

[ShortRound]

Stay away from Farmer's Branch

 

[ShortRound]

Start a go fund me page for bail money...I'll think about it.

I was going to say something about glory - hole but I'm a classy guy.

 

[garyo1954]

Start a go fund me page for bail money...I'll think about it.

Definitely should be on your list! We have a saying, "Go to Texas on vacation, leave Texas on probation."

 

[Longboysfan]

I recommend some of Dallas' finer gentlemans clubs.

on RT 157 - North Collins Street.

 

[aria]

Drop a deuce on Jerry's doorstep.

 

[Melonfeud]

Just made a Christmas order for you.

When you get there, report to Kendall Smith, he works with S&C Woicik.
Tell him you are there for the high pressure colonic package.
He will understand and take care of you.

Merry Christmas from the Zone.

LMAO!!!

 

[Melonfeud]

Not even funny...

I'm sorry bro!
But I found it absolutely HILARIOUS.

 

[CowboyMike]

Alright peeps...This Santa Claus is coming down for the Seahawks game. Arriving on the 20th..Leaving on X-mas..Any suggestions on what to do before the game?

No.

 

[Floatyworm]

Stay away from Farmer's Branch

Ok...I'll bite. What is that?

 

[Floatyworm]

Definitely should be on your list! We have a saying, "Go to Texas on vacation, leave Texas on probation."

Oh think about it...that's one way to become an internet legend.

 

[ShortRound]

Ok...I'll bite. What is that?

ha it's a rough part of town, kind of a joke to make fun of really.

 

[CCBoy]

Hey, just have a ton of fun...where do the players eat now?

 

[big dog cowboy]

Here is your chance to party w/ the Floatyworm

Not on the bucket list.

 

[waldoputty]

Alright peeps...This Santa Claus is coming down for the Seahawks game. Arriving on the 20th..Leaving on X-mas..Any suggestions on what to do before the game?

do u look like this?

 

[waving monkey]

Best and only advice, don't start referring to yourself in the third person.

That is all.......

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[Melonfeud]

do u look like this?

If You looked like that,,,er,,,ah,,,I'd prolly still grind the sparks up against you,although in a much more friendlier fashion,,, till you started yapping on about trivial mindless crap

 

[Melonfeud]

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Melonfeud is greatly pleased in the discovery of waving monkey's joyous approval & profound pleasure derived
( say hey,buddy! do you really reside in the great and admirable nation of India,or are you an expatriate here in the states?, p.m. me if you'd rather privatize this inquiry, friend.)

 

[waving monkey]

Melonfeud is greatly pleased in the discovery of waving monkey's joyous approval & profound pleasure derived
( say hey,buddy! do you really reside in the great and admirable nation of India,or are you an expatriate here in the states?, p.m. me if you'd rather privatize this inquiry, friend.)

Melonfeud how you. I live in northern India as an ex-pat from Dallas area hence cowboy fan.
Been here quit a while