Hijacked Thread...Movie Quotes

[bbgun]

Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

"Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I don't know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem."

 

[zrinkill]

Kitty thinks the Thread starter is STUPID!

 

[Jimz31]

That's funny....Romo said himself that he wasn't very good and wouldn't have drafted himself if he were picking.

 

[peplaw06]

Dr. Cox: [explaining he doesn't care it's JD's last week of residency] I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!
[turns away, then turns back]


Dr. Cox: Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

J.D.: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!

Well... since you started with TV quotes, and took my favorite show (not fair, btw ). I thought I'd start in with my second favorite show.

Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

that was a great role for val kilmer - what else did he say..."you aint no daisy" or something like that

"you aint no daisy, you aint no daisy at'all!"

or

"I got you now, you SOB"

"well you're a daisy if you do"

 

[bbgun]

Well... since you started with TV quotes, and took my favorite show (not fair, btw ). I thought I'd start in with my second favorite show.

Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

Dwight: "ID badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"

 

[Big Dakota]

Well... since you started with TV quotes, and took my favorite show (not fair, btw ). I thought I'd start in with my second favorite show.

Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

Some of mine.


Sanford: You're a dirty old man ya know that?
Fred Sanford: And I'm gonna be one 'till I'm a dead old man.

Fred Sanford: I still want to sow some wild oats.
Lamont Sanford: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat

Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?
Fred Sanford: I'm calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.


Fred Sanford: Goodbye, dear
Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
Fred Sanford: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!

Aunt Esther: Fred Sanford, the wrath of God will strike you down.
Fred Sanford: And this Louisville slugger will knock you out.

[Fred comes home drunk]
Aunt Esther: Fred Sanford, you just a messy fool.
Fred Sanford: And you just a sessy pool.

Julio: Buenos Dias, Mr. Sanford.
Fred Sanford: And beans and disease to you, too.

Officer Swanhauser: Was the suspect colored?
Fred Sanford: Yeah, white.

Lamont Sanford: This is a pea coat.
Bubba: Did you know that when you bought it?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Patton: Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost, and will never lose a war... because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ***. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose! Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country. Okay you son of *****es, now you know how I feel. One more thing, I would proud to lead you men into battle; any time, anywhere.

niiice

when you put your hands in a pile of goo, that a minute ago was your best friend's face

you know what to do


they'll lose their fear of the Germans

just hope to God that they never lose their fear of me

edit: 30 years from now, when your grandkid is sitting on your knee, and he asks you, "granddaddy, what did you do in the Great War?", you won't have to say, "well, I shoveled **** in Louisiana"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Vinny: New York accent "the two youths"

Judge Chamberlain: "uh, uh, what? youts?"

Vinny: "your honor?"

Judge Chamberlain: "did you just say youts?"

Vinny: "oh, sorry, the two youTHsss"

 

[Hostile]

Vinny: New York accent "the two youths"

Judge Chamberlain: "uh, uh, what? youts?"

Vinny: "your honor?"

Judge Chamberlain: "did you just say youts?"

Vinny: "oh, sorry, the two youTHsss"

I fell in lust with Marisa Tomei in that movie.

Lisa: Support? Is that what you want? I'm sorry, you were wonderful in there! The way you handled that judge... ooh you are a smooth talker. You are... you are!




Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A ****in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-***** who shot you was wearing?



Mona Lisa Vito: [Vinny looks at her funny] What?
Vinny Gambini: Nothing. You stick out like a sore thumb around here.
Mona Lisa Vito: Me? What about you?
Vinny Gambini: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.
Mona Lisa Vito: Oh yeah, you blend.





Vinny Gambini: What's the matter with you?
Lisa: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: You're acting like you're nervous or something.
Lisa: Well, yeah. I am.
Vinny Gambini: What are you nervous about? I'm the one that's under the gun here. Trial starts tomorrow.
Lisa: You wanna know what I'm nervous about? I'll tell you what I'm nervous about! I am in the dark here with all this legal crap. I have no idea what's going on. All I know is that you're screwing up and I can't help.
Vinny Gambini: You left me a little camera, didn't you?
Lisa: Oh, Vinny! I'm watching you go down in flames, and you're bringing me with you and I can't do anything about it!
Vinny Gambini: And?
Lisa: Well I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is
[taps her foot]
Lisa: TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married.
Vinny Gambini: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your
[taps his foot]
Vinny Gambini: BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more **** we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?
Lisa: [pause] Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.

 

[juck]

quote;If I didn't know any better newbie, sounds like you are a troll in hiding.quote;

I don't think he hides too well.

But I do believe The backwards hat and the pointing bothers someone a little too much.

he is.i can smell it from here.:laugh2:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A ****in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-***** who shot you was wearing?

all hilarious, but that one esp. so

Vinny: the whole store gots the flu

and yeah, Marisa Tomei was pretty sexy in the film




Vinny: how many fingers am I holding up Mrs. Riley?

Judge Chamberlain: let the record reflect that Mr. Gambini is holding up 2 fingers

Vinny: your honor

Judge Chamberlain: oops

Vinny: now Mrs. Riley, and ONLY Mrs. Riley

 

[Hypnotoad]

I want to use this thread to point out the big conspiracy in Big D that no one has noticed but me...

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I propose that Wade is a liar and Romo never hit him!

Edit: the smile on wades face proves it. Hes not in pain he pulled back before any contact.

James Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.
Dr. Peters: We don't use the term "crazy," Mr. Cole.
James Cole: Well, you've got some real nuts here.

 

[BiffWellingtonIII]

Thanx for admitting you cannot debate me, your white flags are visible and speak volumes for your lack of football IQ.

 

[Boom]

"Is it the dream where you're standing in sort-of Sun God robes, with thousands of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"

"Why am I the only one who has this dream?"

 

[the kid 05]

who would name someone Biff?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

the Klan's here, they sleep w/ their sisters!

sly grin

some of them do

 

[Hostile]

Thanx for admitting you cannot debate me, your white flags are visible and speak volumes for your lack of football IQ.

Pfft.

You still ducking me from last night's thread? Of course you are.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Judge: how do your clients plead?

Vinny: your honor, my clients were caught unawares, they thought that they were being arrested for stealing a can of tuna

Judge: so how do they plead?

fill in the rest Hos, I forget

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Bartender: Will you take a look at that guy? I mean, where are the real fighters gonna come from, the pros? What we got today are clowns.

Rocky: Clown?

Bartender: That's right, clown.

Rocky: Ya callin' Apollo Creed a clown?

Bartender: Well, what else, look at him.

Rocky: Hey, Andy, are you crazy? This man is champion of the world. He took his best shot and become champ. Huh?

What shot did you ever take?

Bartender: Hey, Rocky, you're not happy with your life. It's nice. But me, I've got a business going, I don't have to take no shots.

Bartender proceeds to pour himself a shot and says to himself(because Rocky has left the bar) "You wanted me to take a shot... THERE... I took a shot"


LMAO