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BiffWellingtonIII;1780771 said:
Thanx for admitting you cannot debate me, your white flags are visible and speak volumes for your lack of football IQ.


I don't advocate abusing the mentally challenged.
 

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BiffWellingtonIII;1780771 said:
Thanx for admitting you cannot debate me, your white flags are visible and speak volumes for your lack of football IQ.

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Bob Sacamano;1780786 said:
Judge: how do your clients plead?

Vinny: your honor, my clients were caught unawares, they thought that they were being arrested for stealing a can of tuna

Judge: so how do they plead?

fill in the rest Hos, I forget
OMG the My Cousin Vin lines are greatness. If that movie and A Few Good Men don't make you want to become an attorney, then somethings wrong :D
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Judge Chamberlain Haller: Counselor, your clients are charged with first degree murder. How do they plead?
Vinny Gambini: [sitting down] Your Honor, my clients...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Don't talk to me sitting in that chair.
Vinny Gambini: But he
[points to bailiff]
Vinny Gambini: told me to sit here.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you're addressed in this court, you'll rise. Speak to me in a clear, intelligible voice.
Vinny Gambini: My clients...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing?
Vinny Gambini: Huh?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you wearing?
Vinny Gambini: [wearing a leather jacket] Um, I'm wearing clothes.
[Judge stares ominously]
Vinny Gambini: I... I don't get the question.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court.
Vinny Gambini: I apologise, sir, but, uh... this is how I dress.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of... cloth. You understand me?
Vinny Gambini: Uh yes. Fine, Judge, fine.
Vinny Gambini: My clients were caught completely by surprise. They thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What are you telling me? That they plead not guilty?
Vinny Gambini: No. I'm just trying to explain.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: I don't want to hear explanations. The state of Alabama has a procedure. And that procedure is to have an arraignment. Are we clear on this?
Vinny Gambini: Yes, but there seems to be a great deal of confusion here. You see, my clients...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh, Mr. Gambini?
[Motions for him to approach the bench]
Judge Chamberlain Haller: All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it: guilty or not guilty.
Vinny Gambini: But your honor, my clients didn't do anything.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Once again, the communication process broken down. It appears to me that you want to skip the arraignment process, go directly to trial, skip that, and get a dismissal. Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process just because you find yourself in the unique position of defending clients who say they didn't do it.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: The next words out of your mouth better be "guilty" or "not guilty." I don't want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion. If I hear anything other than "guilty" or "not guilty", you'll be in contempt. I don't even want to hear you clear your throat. Now, how do your clients plead?
Vinny Gambini: I think... I get... the point.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: No, I don't think you do. You're now in contempt of court. Would you like to go for two counts contempt?
Vinny Gambini: Not guilty.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Thank you. Bail will be set at $200,000.
 

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YoMick;1780804 said:
Arent you insulting the mentally challenged by lumping him in with them :lmao:


You are right and i apologize to all i've offended.

This comparison would have been more apropos.


 

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BWIII got ripped yesterday and I am assuming the same thing happened in this thread? lol
 

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Sit down, Biff. You'll feel better.

Must sux real bad to be a Skins fan.

And, yo mama, too.:D
 

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zrinkill;1780806 said:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v210/zrinkill/Hostileeatingtroll.jpg

i have an idea about what the after math is going to look like

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where he go?
 

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the kid 05;1780870 said:
i have an idea about what the after math is going to look like

http://img401.*************/img401/8342/blahsk1.jpg

where he go?

:laugh2:
 

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damnit... thats a good 1 lol
 
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