HOLY COW! This is just absurd!

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For anyone who read my thread about the Bronco Fan yesterday who got all pissed off and lost a bet to me about the NFL Sunday Ticket being on Comcast, you will not believe what he had to say this morning!

FOLKS IT IS SO HARD LIVING IN BRONCO COUNTRY! These fans are literally morons. But this guy is just absurd.

He was talking about Keyshawn Johnson and got all mad again because he thinks Key is soft and is scared to go in the middle.

Then he went on and said he is no different than Ashlie Lelie and said Key is soft and scared of contact and he just can not respect players who play scared, and always duck out of bounds.

I laughed my rear end off at him, and then he really got mad and said my opinion of Keyshawn was no more valid than his.

I just told him to go away!

FOLKS, this guy sits right next to me and I have to hear crap like this alomost everyday.

HELP!!!!!!!!! I am going to end up punching this guy before to much longer. I am not a violent person, but I can only take so much silly talk from a guy that thinks he know everything about football.
 

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show him some film of keyshawn at fullback, that will shut him up...
 

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I lived in Denver from 82 to 2001, I feel your pain. They are all nuts.
 

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All you need to do is show him the video where Key makes a catch over the middle, gets hit, loses his helmet and gained about 10 or 15 more yards. I'm sure tek2000 has it.
 

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Maybe you need a few office supplies.



Ear Plugs or Head Phones
Mace
Duct Tape
Gift Certificate for a free Vasectomy.

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FOLKS, this guy sits right next to me and I have to hear crap like this alomost everyday.

Dang, this is your worst part of the problem........
 

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Also, don't forget when he knocked out that Eagle safety.

I even feel your pain. This kid I know is from MD, and he moved to Southlake. This kid thinks he has two friends, me and this other kid. He ALWAYS follows me around, giving me crap about the most random things. At one point, I turned around, and I was about to punch him if the teacher didn't just walk in.

You've gotta ignore this guy. No matter what you say, he'll still be annoying. However, if he gets no response, he has nothing to bother you about. I wish someone could invent something that you put in your ears. Whenever some annoying person walks by...mute!
 

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I wish I remember the play or who it was against.

But there was a play where someone just knocked the snot out of Keyshawn, just a great tackle that threw keyshawn up in the air and he landed on his helmet but Key just got up and walked back like nothing happened.
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
I wish I remember the play or who it was against.

But there was a play where someone just knocked the snot out of Keyshawn, just a great tackle that threw keyshawn up in the air and he landed on his helmet but Key just got up and walked back like nothing happened.

You know there is probably 50 plays like that over his time in Dallas.

Key is one tough son of a gun.
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
I wish I remember the play or who it was against.

But there was a play where someone just knocked the snot out of Keyshawn, just a great tackle that threw keyshawn up in the air and he landed on his helmet but Key just got up and walked back like nothing happened.

The team was Minnesota and the player was Brian Williams
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
I wish I remember the play or who it was against.

But there was a play where someone just knocked the snot out of Keyshawn, just a great tackle that threw keyshawn up in the air and he landed on his helmet but Key just got up and walked back like nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure that was against the Vikings. Key jumped for a pass on the sidelines and the DB hit Key's legs which flipped him and he landed on his head. Looked ugly, but like you said, it didn't even phase Key.
 

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The team was Minnesota and the player was Brian Williams


That's it...Thanks!

HERE is a link to that video.

Does not show it but key just gets back up and goes on like nothing happens.
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
I wish I remember the play or who it was against.

But there was a play where someone just knocked the snot out of Keyshawn, just a great tackle that threw keyshawn up in the air and he landed on his helmet but Key just got up and walked back like nothing happened.

It was Brian Williams of the Minnnesota Vikings. Click here for video.

EDIT: Beaten to the punch ...
 

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OK, deep breath, deep breath!

Now another Bronco Fan has decided he wants to jump in and talk about Dallas.

But he wants to talk about Emmitt and Aikman.

According to him Emmitt Smith is the most over rated RB of all time, and in his opinion sucked. Said he could not hold Terrell Davis's jock strap, and he would rather have Sammy Winder than Emmitt.

Then he goes on to say Aikman should not even be ranked in the Top 100 QB's of all time.

UGH! BRONCO FANS SUCK! I hate the frickin donkies. These people are out of their minds. I am going to kill someone. You just can not rationlize with these people. You can show them all the video in the world, but it is like they are watching something else.

For those of you who live in Cowboys country, just thank your lucky stars. I have never seen so many people who honestly think they know the game, but are literally clueless.
 

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Champsheart said:
FOLKS, this guy sits right next to me and I have to hear crap like this alomost everyday.

HELP!!!!!!!!! I am going to end up punching this guy before to much longer. I am not a violent person, but I can only take so much silly talk from a guy that thinks he know everything about football.

Sounds to me like you two need to find something else to talk about. Of course, ya'll will probably just argue about that, too.
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i'm convinced keyshawn is part gumby.

as for key being afraid - if you talk back to a fool don't expect to be anything but foolish.

fortune cookies for breakfast. : )
 

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Champsheart said:
OK, deep breath, deep breath!

Now another Bronco Fan has decided he wants to jump in and talk about Dallas.

But he wants to talk about Emmitt and Aikman.

According to him Emmitt Smith is the most over rated RB of all time, and in his opinion sucked. Said he could not hold Terrell Davis's jock strap, and he would rather have Sammy Winder than Emmitt.

Then he goes on to say Aikman should not even be ranked in the Top 100 QB's of all time.

UGH! BRONCO FANS SUCK! I hate the frickin donkies. These people are out of their minds. I am going to kill someone. You just can not rationlize with these people. You can show them all the video in the world, but it is like they are watching something else.

For those of you who live in Cowboys country, just thank your lucky stars. I have never seen so many people who honestly think they know the game, but are literally clueless.

you ever stop to consider that maybe they do it to see ... THIS???

all your ranting and raving?
 

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iceberg said:
i'm convinced keyshawn is part gumby.

as for key being afraid - if you talk back to a fool don't expect to be anything but foolish.

fortune cookies for breakfast. : )

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