HOLY COW! This is just absurd!

[Champsheart]

you ever stop to consider that maybe they do it to see ... THIS???

all your ranting and raving?

Nope, I dont rant or rave at all, I am a very low key, just bring the facts guy.

These people are just haters and morons.

Trust me, they are just clueless. They really believe this stuff, and can not handle it when you disagree with them.

 

[speedkilz88]

Sounds like you work with Nors.

 

[DragonCowboy]

Nope, I dont rant or rave at all, I am a very low key, just bring the facts guy.

These people are just haters and morons.

Trust me, they are just clueless. They really believe this stuff, and can not handle it when you disagree with them.

Oh yeah, that kid I talked about, he's a Commanders fan. A horrible one at that. He thinks that Deion Sanders still plays for Washington and that Snyder is actually a "player" on the team. You've just got to smile and agree. They obviously don't know what they're talking about, so nothing you say or do will change that.

 

[notherbob]

OK, deep breath, deep breath!

Now another Bronco Fan has decided he wants to jump in and talk about Dallas.

But he wants to talk about Emmitt and Aikman.

According to him Emmitt Smith is the most over rated RB of all time, and in his opinion sucked. Said he could not hold Terrell Davis's jock strap, and he would rather have Sammy Winder than Emmitt.

Then he goes on to say Aikman should not even be ranked in the Top 100 QB's of all time.

UGH! BRONCO FANS SUCK! I hate the frickin donkies. These people are out of their minds. I am going to kill someone. You just can not rationlize with these people. You can show them all the video in the world, but it is like they are watching something else.

For those of you who live in Cowboys country, just thank your lucky stars. I have never seen so many people who honestly think they know the game, but are literally clueless.

Once people learn that they can get a reaction out of you, they will keep on pushing your buttons until you don't react any more. You can react or not, the choice is yours. People often take out their frustrations through sports allegences and sometimes get ridiculous about it.

 

[kmd24]

According to him Emmitt Smith is the most over rated RB of all time, and in his opinion sucked. Said he could not hold Terrell Davis's jock strap, and he would rather have Sammy Winder than Emmitt.

Tell him the good news is that the Broncos DID have Sammy Winder, and they won all those Superbowls with him. Er, wait.

Tell him Terrell Davis was probably on roids, which is why his knees broke down so early and forced him to retire, unlike Emmitt. Doesn't matter if you believe it. It's called smack talk.

 

[Avery]

Remember, there's no such thing as murder, just happy little accidents.

 

[Champsheart]

Once people learn that they can get a reaction out of you, they will keep on pushing your buttons until you don't react any more. You can react or not, the choice is yours. People often take out their frustrations through sports allegences and sometimes get ridiculous about it.

They are not getting any reaction out of me, I would not give them the satisfaction, except me laughing at them.

Now I may punch one of them. but they dont know that. Just Kidding!

For anyone else who lives in Denver, I would bet they know exactly what I am talking about.

 

[DragonCowboy]

Remember, there's no such thing as murder, just happy little accidents.

OK, that's NOT good advice.

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[Champsheart]

Remember, there's no such thing as murder, just happy little accidents.

 

[CATCH17]

He was talking about Keyshawn Johnson and got all mad again because he thinks Key is soft and is scared to go in the middle.

I probably just wouldn't talk to him cause obviously he has no clue whats hes talking about.

 

[iceberg]

They are not getting any reaction out of me, I would not give them the satisfaction, except me laughing at them.

Now I may punch one of them. but they dont know that. Just Kidding!

For anyone else who lives in Denver, I would bet they know exactly what I am talking about.

well maybe i've got the cheap seats, but you look like you're ranting and raving and shouting about cause they said something completely moronic.

but it's still early, i mistake these things it seems.

 

[lurkercowboy]

Oh yeah, that kid I talked about, he's a Commanders fan. A horrible one at that. He thinks that Deion Sanders still plays for Washington and that Snyder is actually a "player" on the team. You've just got to smile and agree. They obviously don't know what they're talking about, so nothing you say or do will change that.

What grade is this guy in?

 

[DragonCowboy]

What grade is this guy in?

We're both going into the 11th grade.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Have fun with the guys.

When they say something just say something silly back to them.

Tell them you saw Elway at his car dealership and he had two ears of corn stuck in his teeth.

Tell them that shanny looks like someone who had a sex change operation in the 80's and then say...Shanny...Tranny...hmmm

Tell them that they modeled the newer helmet logos after Shannon Sharpes face.

:

 

[Champsheart]

well maybe i've got the cheap seats, but you look like you're ranting and raving and shouting about cause they said something completely moronic.

but it's still early, i mistake these things it seems.

Na, I could not give them the satisfaction, I leave the ranting to them.

I am ranting to you guys some though, it is theraputic.

 

[Champsheart]

Tell them that they modeled the newer helmet logos after Shannon Sharpes face.

:

 

[lurkercowboy]

Have fun with the guys.

When they say something just say something silly back to them.

Tell them you saw Elway at his car dealership and he had two ears of corn stuck in his teeth.

Tell them that shanny looks like someone who had a sex change operation in the 80's and then say...Shanny...Tranny...hmmm

Tell them that they modeled the newer helmet logos after Shannon Sharpes face.

:

Funny stuff

 

[Yeagermeister]

Have fun with the guys.

When they say something just say something silly back to them.

Tell them you saw Elway at his car dealership and he had two ears of corn stuck in his teeth.

Tell them that shanny looks like someone who had a sex change operation in the 80's and then say...Shanny...Tranny...hmmm

Tell them that they modeled the newer helmet logos after Shannon Sharpes face.

:

I have a friend who is a broncos fan and I tell her the logo was modeled after Sharpe and Elway.

 

[iceberg]

Na, I could not give them the satisfaction, I leave the ranting to them.

I am ranting to you guys some though, it is theraputic.

sweet - never let them see you rant!!!

now:
tell them elway is sasquachs long lost son and you have it on his own family authority that he really wanted to play in seattle but it never worked out.

tell them you heard terrell davis is currently on the "all jamican weed tour" with ricky williams and that you've been invited to catch up with them in amsterdam.

tell them they should make an underground stadium so that they can vacuum pressure it and not get the benefits of the high altitude. follow it up with elam puts helium in his balls. footballs also.

speaking of high, ask them how that clarett thing worked out and r. williams will be available right after the tour. he may not understand a word the coaches say and is likely to pack his own frozen burrito's under his helmet, but we can still get them a rb - don't sweat it.

where did they draft lelie again? tell them you heard that arizona was gonna trade for lelie but they couldn't decide if they would part with bolden or fitzgerald. refuse to follow up with sources.

finally tell them that richard simmons is going to buy the franchise with his "sweating to the oldies" money he saved up and the new uniforms are going to be tank tops and sweats with an 80's headband that even the sheen brothers won't wear anymore. even in a "red dawn" remake.

that should do it.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

This is my favorite Keyshawn moment as a Dallas Cowboy:

http://blackdcc.net/Quickstart/ImageLib/DCC_Keyshawn-catch.gif

I wish we could've kept him.