How long will you live?

[LeonDixson]

That would be me...

Juke still seeks a woman with the qualities of Winky...

My mistake. I thought it was juke, but I guess I should have known better. But why would Juke want a woman who hates Bledsoe? : j/k

 

[trickblue]

My mistake. I thought it was juke, but I guess I should have known better. But why would Juke want a woman who hates Bledsoe? : j/k

He is kinky like that...

 

[The30YardSlant]

He is kinky like that...

Think about THAT and try and sleep tonight

 

[jksmith269]

87 But not unless I get my Cholesterol down.

Try the Death clock I think its Deathclock.com

 

[trickblue]

87 But not unless I get my Cholesterol down.

Try the Death clock I think its Deathclock.com

I don't like ANYTHING counting down my (applauded) demise... no thank you...

 

[The30YardSlant]

I don't like ANYTHING counting down my (applauded) demise... no thank you...

You probably dont want to visit the official countdown to Trickblue's demise clock we have stored in the secret depths of Cowboyszone. We all gather around that thing at night, praying it speeds the hell up

 

[trickblue]

You probably dont want to visit the official countdown to Trickblue's demise clock we have stored in the secret depths of Cowboyszone. We all gather around that thing at night, praying it speeds the hell up

My demise will consist of me choking the life out of you as I go... I saw it in a dream... and it was GOOD... BOOK IT...

 

[Hoov]

My demise will consist of me choking the life out of you as I go... I saw it in a dream... and it was GOOD... BOOK IT...

That was good trick

 

[trickblue]

That was good trick

Not so fast my friend... in my dream... you were the recipient of my LEFT hand...

 

[Hoov]

Not so fast my friend... in my dream... you were the recipient of my LEFT hand...

That's cool because in my dreams i am KING of the underworld so the sooner we all get there the sooner you all can start serving me and addressing me in a more propper manner. :

 

[trickblue]

That's cool because in my dreams i am KING of the underworld so the sooner we all get there the sooner you all can start serving me and addressing me in a more propper manner. :

umm... it ain't a good thing... my wrath of 3 SB's lost tightens my grip... you are the Jackie Smith of my ire...

 

[SuspectCorner]

Help, I'm dead already !!

beating the odds hoov?

mine said 69 - but who really knows? when your number's up - i don't think they give you a recount.

i've had a great-grandfather (mom's side) live to 90 - and my own dad die at 52 (of cancer - non-smoker and runner, too). yet his dad, my grandfather, lived to 86.

it's the lotto. only everybody hits on this one. eventually.

real cool thread, trick. some will breathe a sigh of relief - and others.... yikes!

 

[SuspectCorner]

No friggin joke.

I am about to join the Army. How come there isn't a question about that? I think my 79 would be a taaaad reduced...

never mind the bullets... i thought i knew how to drink and womanize - 'til i joined the service.

then i found out that, all that time, i was merely dabbling. hey, "be all that you can be".

and my billiards career really took off.

 

[Hoov]

beating the odds hoov?

mine said 69 - but who really knows? when your number's up - i don't think they give you a recount.

i've had a great-grandfather (mom's side) live to 90 - and my own dad die at 52 (of cancer - non-smoker and runner, too). yet his dad, my grandfather, lived to 86.

it's the lotto. only everybody hits on this one. eventually.

real cool thread, trick. some will breathe a sigh of relief - and others.... yikes!

Life is funny like that. some try to do everythin right and go early, others do what they please and live to 90. i think stress has a lot to do with it. you've seen the type, the guy that does his own thing, never worries about anything and just keeps going despite being a smoker, heavy drinker, vagabond type. Then theres the guy that has a heart attack at 45, he is vegetarian and runs every other day but is always stressing over something out of his control. its the only theory that makes sense to me.

 

[Juke99]

Hey....the way I figure this will go....

I got a result of 88...So, I'll pick up my cell phone today to call someone and give them my good news...and in doing so, I won't be paying attention to the bus that's barrelling directly toward me at 65MPH...

 

[The30YardSlant]

Not so fast my friend... in my dream... you were the recipient of my LEFT hand...

You know what they say about guys with big hands....they die of an STD by 45

 

[diehard2294]

80 for me,Im not so sure about that though keeping my fingers crossed :

 

[Payton34Smith22]

57

 

[Seven]

They don't have a category for second-hand smoking two packs a day.............

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

They don't have a category for second-hand smoking two packs a day.............

I believe 99/and a half! I'd be highly disappointed if it's anything less