How much does Zeke weigh?

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I swear one down he runs like Christian Okoye out there, and the next he runs like Warrick Dunn

I dont recall a HB Ive seen with such a combination of power and agility
A lot less than Eddie Lacy. That guy looks like he is moving to OG.
 

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He got off to a slow start the first two games due to missing part of training camp and preseason with a hamstring injury but has been a beast ever since.
 

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He doesn't have dreams he has drive-in movies
He was the head of his class at OSU
He can get some rest tonight on his oversized pillows
He has moons orbiting his helmet
He really knows how to get ahead in this world
He is head and shoulders above his peers
 

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He doesn't have dreams he has drive-in movies
He was the head of his class at OSU
He can get some rest tonight on his oversized pillows
He has moons orbiting his helmet
He really knows how to get ahead in this world
He is head and shoulders above his peers

Damn beat me to my joke by 3 minutes
 

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But.... but Gurley is way better......We need to draft Ramsey as we need secondary help!!!

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Some of us are proud of our huge head.

Amen brother! They had to get me a helmet from the high school when I was in Jr High. Everyone was pissed as they all got Noconas and I got a Riddell!

And another thing, flex fit Under Armour hats??? Lol. Feel like I'm wearing a babies hat!! Jealous because I want one, but what can you do!?!

Big brain baby!
 
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