How To Fix It Jerry's Way

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Ok, I'm under no illusions that Jerry ever reads a thing on this board, but just in case, I'm putting my note in the bottle and casting it out to sea.

Dear Mr. Jones,

I think I can tell you how to make your team better, have most people singing your praises, and save your face (not literally of course), all at the same time.

1. As a part of your new tough team policy make it a rule that no one speaks to the media this year except you (but only in your role as GM) and your head coach. If you are dead set on Wade Phillips as your head coach (this is the saving face part), then you need to do everything in your power to give the man the appearance of authority. Go to the Parcells rule (learn something from your past investment), and make your head coach the face and voice of your team.

2. Cut T.O. immediately. Whether some of the reports are exaggerated or not, where there is this much smoke (now three different teams), there is fire. He is 35 years old and we saw teams get farther than yours this year with less talented WR groups. (See Philly) Not only should you do this, you should say that it was done because Wade Phillips wanted it done. You will send a message to your team that all the squawking has to stop and that the buck stops with coaches not with players. This will also send a message to the fans that things REALLY are going to change with your team this year.

3. Stop undercutting your coaches in favor of players. Even if you think a player is right, support your coaches in public and share your opinions with coaches privately. Don't let a single player bypass a coach to come to you. Give your coaches authority.

4. Have the coaches sit down with all the players who think they are better than they are. You know who they are. Patrick Crayton, for one, sounds off like he is a Pro Bowl wideout when he is a 3rd receiver at best. And he is just one example. Have your coaches sit down with those guys and have a "get real" meeting. Either they get humble, and get humble fast, or replace their rear end.

5. Have your 60 million dollar QB either LOOK and SOUND like he is living for football, or begin to make plans now on a backup plan. Talk to him. Maybe the reality isn't perception, but let him know that perception IS REALITY as far as fans are concerned, and sometimes even as far as team mates are concerned. Have him sit down and listen to Aikman's recent interview with Irvin. Make him listen to it and take it in. Why did Aikman have such respect from Irvin? Because Aikman was a great leader in every way.

6. Please stop talking football like you are a scout or a coach. Please. You don't have to stop playing "football man". You can still have fun with your toy. But at least pretend you are a GM and not a scout or a coach.

a. no one takes you seriously in that role anyway
b. It makes you look and sound like a buffoon.
c. It makes your coaches look like a buffoon because they are UNDER you.

7. Go on record, go public, with the idea that Wade Phillips (or any future head coach), has to be more in charge. Stop saying YOU are going to crack the whip, and take a step back, and make it clear that YOU are looking TO YOUR HEAD COACH for football leadership. Even it isn't real it will make you a whole lot more popular.

This is not a complete list, but its a start. And if you would follow this simple plan your image would improve, your fans would have some new hope for 2009, and team chemistry would improve.

Sincerely,

A fan wanting a reason to hope.
 

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Dear fan:

The plane was delayed due to weather and the coaches and personnel are in place!

Sincerely,
Jerry Jones.
 

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Bach;2593886 said:
Dear fan:

The plane was delayed due to weather and the coaches and personnel are in place!

Sincerely,
Jerry Jones.

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Bach;2593886 said:
Dear fan:

The plane was delayed due to weather and the coaches and personnel are in place!

Sincerely,
Jerry Jones.

:laugh2: exactly. :laugh2:
 

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Dear Fan

I read your note and am ready to make real changes (outlined below).

New hierarchy:

Owner: JJ
GM: JJ (Football guy :eek: )
HC: JJ/WP :(
OC: JG
DC: Campo
Players: all report to TO who will report to me directly :)

Motto for next year: Continuity and change

Sincerely

JJ

:D
 

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I just received this from Jerry.

Dear fans,

I have lost my innernet connection so I will respond to this when I able to get back online.

Let me know if you get this?

Regards,
Owner, GM, President
Jerry Jones
 

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YoMick;2593907 said:
I just received this from Jerry.

Dear fans,

I have lost my innernet connection so I will respond to this when I able to get back online.

Let me know if you get this?

Regards,
Owner, GM, President
Jerry Jones

He must have lost it in the freezing weather at the Senior Bowl, man he and his posse were huddled up close in those stands. :)
 

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YoMick;2593907 said:
I just received this from Jerry.

Dear fans,

I have lost my innernet connection so I will respond to this when I able to get back online.

Let me know if you get this?

Regards,
Owner, GM, President
Jerry Jones
That's just spam. A real email from Jones would've contained plenty of *SMACKS!*, *UMM!*, etc., after every third or forth word.
 

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You can talk all day long about 'how he talks' but do me a favor and speak for yourself. You can make assumptions about how Jones involves himself with the coaching staff off of media suppositions and innuendo. I don't care anymore.

As for Jerry the GM and chooser of personnell, he has done a stellar job the last few years. Sure he has made some mistakes but his successes are more prevalent especially the last couple of drafts and FA moves.

Thats what I love. General fan and media moron bash Jones as a football guy but the man has gone to the senior bowl, combine, pro days etc for 20 years. He has sat down and talked the subject with guys like Johnson, Fisher, Shanahan, and Parcells.

Jerry may smack his lips but to think that you know more about football than his is laughable. Don't fall into the same egotistical nonsense that 99% of DFW sports beat does.
 

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DallasEast;2593966 said:
That's just spam. A real email from Jones would've contained plenty of *SMACKS!*, *UMM!*, etc., after every third or forth word.

I think that is a result of the poligrip wearing out and his dentures falling.:D
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2593968 said:
I think that is a result of the poligrip wearing out and his dentures falling.:D
First, the facelift and now denture adhesive. You would think that a super wealthy guy like him could afford the best of the best instead of the ripoffs. ;)
 

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DallasEast;2593972 said:
First, the facelift and now denture adhesive. You would think that a super wealthy guy like him could afford the best of the best instead of the ripoffs. ;)

You can only do so much with silly putty. :D
 

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FuzzyLumpkins;2593967 said:
You can talk all day long about 'how he talks' but do me a favor and speak for yourself. You can make assumptions about how Jones involves himself with the coaching staff off of media suppositions and innuendo. I don't care anymore.

As for Jerry the GM and chooser of personnell, he has done a stellar job the last few years. Sure he has made some mistakes but his successes are more prevalent especially the last couple of drafts and FA moves.

Thats what I love. General fan and media moron bash Jones as a football guy but the man has gone to the senior bowl, combine, pro days etc for 20 years. He has sat down and talked the subject with guys like Johnson, Fisher, Shanahan, and Parcells.

Jerry may smack his lips but to think that you know more about football than his is laughable. Don't fall into the same egotistical nonsense that 99% of DFW sports beat does.

:lmao2:
 

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FuzzyLumpkins;2593967 said:
Thats what I love. General fan and media moron bash Jones as a football guy but the man has gone to the senior bowl, combine, pro days etc for 20 years. He has sat down and talked the subject with guys like Johnson, Fisher, Shanahan, and Parcells.

Jerry may smack his lips but to think that you know more about football than his is laughable. Don't fall into the same egotistical nonsense that 99% of DFW sports beat does.

Just speaking for me, I think I know as much about football as Jerry Jones does, which is exactly why I shouldn't be the GM of the Dallas Cowboys and neither should he. In fact, there are many times when I think the common sense of the average fan on this board supersedes the common sense of Jerry Jones, and that is what is truly frightening.

Hanging out with rock stars, talking to them about how they train their voice, or watching American Idol and taking voice lessons, doesn't make you a singer. I'm sorry, there are some people who have a knack for things and there some people who won't even if they give themselves to trying it for a lifetime.

That right there is Jerry's problem. He believes that anyone could do it if they try hard enough, spend enough time at it, talk to enough people about it.

You can say whatever you want, but when a guy is able to accomplish good things in different settings (Parcells has helped multiple football teams; Larry Brown has helped multiple basketball teams; etc.), and another person keeps changing everything around him and still can't get it right, and he is the one constant, then I think it is time to wonder if you have the talent for it.

Even if Jerry gets it right on drafting, it will only be because he is LISTENING to people who know what they are doing.

Tell me the truth, do you really trust Jerry, all by himself as an evaluator of football players? Would you trust Parcells?

Let me be clear. I'm not saying that anyone, including Jimmy Johnson or Bill Parcells is going to be 100% on talent evaluation.

But after TWENTY YEARS of Jerry Jones playing football man, do you trust his player evaluations if he is left entirely to himself?

If your answer is yes as compared to a Bill Parcells or a Jimmy Johnson, then I am speechless.
 

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rcaldw;2594001 said:
Just speaking for me, I think I know as much about football as Jerry Jones does, which is exactly why I shouldn't be the GM of the Dallas Cowboys and neither should he. In fact, there are many times when I think the common sense of the average fan on this board supersedes the common sense of Jerry Jones, and that is what is truly frightening.

I am sorry but I stopped reading right there. Jones may not be Pioli or Polian but sitting on your couch watching the NFL on Fox or college football is not scouting.
 

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FuzzyLumpkins;2594021 said:
I am sorry but I stopped reading right there. Jones may not be Pioli or Polian but sitting on your couch watching the NFL on Fox or college football is not scouting.

Nor is sitting in the stand with real scouts. To be a scout you have to know what you are looking at. We (and I include Jerry in this) know talent in general terms, real football people see things we don't see. Do you trust that Jerry sees things that you don't see? I don't.
 

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rcaldw;2594032 said:
Nor is sitting in the stand with real scouts. To be a scout you have to know what you are looking at. We (and I include Jerry in this) know talent in general terms, real football people see things we don't see. Do you trust that Jerry sees things that you don't see? I don't.

Guys like Shanahan, Fisher and Parcells say they have respect for him. Parcells was willing to share power with him. His drafts over the last 5 years have been good to spectacular.

You don't know the first thing about going scouting a prospect as a professional.

Your illusions of grandeur are just that. Seriously, spare me.
 

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FuzzyLumpkins;2593967 said:
You can talk all day long about 'how he talks' but do me a favor and speak for yourself. You can make assumptions about how Jones involves himself with the coaching staff off of media suppositions and innuendo. I don't care anymore.

As for Jerry the GM and chooser of personnell, he has done a stellar job the last few years. Sure he has made some mistakes but his successes are more prevalent especially the last couple of drafts and FA moves.

Thats what I love. General fan and media moron bash Jones as a football guy but the man has gone to the senior bowl, combine, pro days etc for 20 years. He has sat down and talked the subject with guys like Johnson, Fisher, Shanahan, and Parcells.

Jerry may smack his lips but to think that you know more about football than his is laughable. Don't fall into the same egotistical nonsense that 99% of DFW sports beat does.

And you keep buying your "9-7" T-shirts OK?

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FuzzyLumpkins;2594037 said:
Guys like Shanahan, Fisher and Parcells say they have respect for him. Parcells was willing to share power with him. His drafts over the last 5 years have been good to spectacular.

You don't know the first thing about going scouting a prospect as a professional.

Your illusions of grandeur are just that. Seriously, spare me.

I don't think you are hearing me. I KNOW that I don't know the first thing about scouting a prospect as a professional. I am not the one with illusions of grandeur, JERRY JONES IS.

And I have NEVER heard Shanahan, Fisher or Parcells say they have respect for Jerry Jones as a SCOUT. They respect him as someone who wants to win and is willing to spend to do it. Parcells babied Jerry Jones, gave him a pacifier, and allowed him the perception (though the public never completely bought it) that he "shared" talent evaluation with Jerry.

Do you really think that Parcells respected Jerry's opinion on a prospect more than his own? Really?
 
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