How to Tell if Your Team Isn't Dominant

[plasticman]

1. You celebrate division titles.

2. You hope your team can "go deep in the playoffs"

3. One of the most exciting days for you as a fan is the NFL draft.

4. The "signature" game of your team's best players are all in the regular season.

5. Every time your team beats another team with a winning record it's considered an upset.

6. You pay attention to veteran free agency.

7. Your team's YouTube game highlight videos are always ten minutes shorter than their opponents.

8. You believe rookies can significantly impact the outcome of the season.

9. You are constantly considering outlandish trade scenarios.

10. The words "hotseat" and "window" are mentioned frequently by football analysts and media.

11. Any sports publication or show featuring a "Best of" list never seems to contain more than one or two of your team's players.

12. You tend to look at victories negatively at times because it lowers your team's draft position.

13. The last game of the season for your team as well as a game featuring a division rival determines whether your team makes the playoffs.

14. Your team's kicker is relevant.

 

[Cowpolk]

You constantly have whiners and opposing teams fans pretending to be fans destroying every thread on your team forum.

 

[kskboys]

1. You celebrate division titles.

2. You hope your team can "go deep in the playoffs"

3. One of the most exciting days for you as a fan is the NFL draft.

4. The "signature" game of your team's best players are all in the regular season.

5. Every time your team beats another team with a winning record it's considered an upset.

6. You pay attention to veteran free agency.

7. Your team's YouTube game highlight videos are always ten minutes shorter than their opponents.

8. You believe rookies can significantly impact the outcome of the season.

9. You are constantly considering outlandish trade scenarios.

10. The words "hotseat" and "window" are mentioned frequently by football analysts and media.

11. Any sports publication or show featuring a "Best of" list never seems to contain more than one or two of your team's players.

12. You tend to look at victories negatively at times because it lowers your team's draft position.

13. The last game of the season for your team as well as a game featuring a division rival determines whether your team makes the playoffs.

14. Your team's kicker is relevant.

1. Jerry Jones is your GM.

 

[Vanilla2]

I didn’t know my we will dominate thread would get so much attention. I took it down I apologized. What else do You people want?

 

[kskboys]

I didn’t know my we will dominate thread would get so much attention. I took it down I apologized. What else do You people want?

Scantily clad chicks and whiskey.

 

[Cowpolk]

Scantily clad chicks and whiskey.

And Aliens I wanna see nekkit Aliens.

 

[JoeKing]

Your team isn't dominant when the defense finishes ranked #31 of 32 teams, so the following draft is heavy on defensive picks.

 

[Cowpolk]

Your team isn't dominant when the defense finishes ranked #31 of 32 teams, so the following draft is heavy on defensive picks.

How often has our defense been rated # 31 OF #32? Gotta have a pattern for that theory to hold water.

 

[Mk2_Cowboys]

15. Your team does yoga with pregnant female instructors .

 

[Cowpolk]

15. Your team does yoga with pregnant female instructors .

Count me in on that one.

 

[AsthmaField]

I didn’t know my we will dominate thread would get so much attention. I took it down I apologized. What else do You people want?

I missed it… put it back up!

 

[NotForLong]

15. Your team does yoga with pregnant female instructors .

Lol

Or your stud RB has a gouch but no balls

 

[NotForLong]

1. You celebrate division titles.

2. You hope your team can "go deep in the playoffs"

3. One of the most exciting days for you as a fan is the NFL draft.

4. The "signature" game of your team's best players are all in the regular season.

5. Every time your team beats another team with a winning record it's considered an upset.

6. You pay attention to veteran free agency.

7. Your team's YouTube game highlight videos are always ten minutes shorter than their opponents.

8. You believe rookies can significantly impact the outcome of the season.

9. You are constantly considering outlandish trade scenarios.

10. The words "hotseat" and "window" are mentioned frequently by football analysts and media.

11. Any sports publication or show featuring a "Best of" list never seems to contain more than one or two of your team's players.

12. You tend to look at victories negatively at times because it lowers your team's draft position.

13. The last game of the season for your team as well as a game featuring a division rival determines whether your team makes the playoffs.

14. Your team's kicker is relevant.

I dare you to send this to Jerry in Fan Mail. . . that little fat dude can bring it to him in between his game of spades

 

[AsthmaField]

Scantily clad chicks and whiskey.

Ideally, with the whiskey already in the chicks.

 

[Big_D]

You ignore DT and keep a coach who was pure crap for a decade!

 

[PAPPYDOG]

1. You celebrate division titles.

2. You hope your team can "go deep in the playoffs"

3. One of the most exciting days for you as a fan is the NFL draft.

4. The "signature" game of your team's best players are all in the regular season.

5. Every time your team beats another team with a winning record it's considered an upset.

6. You pay attention to veteran free agency.

7. Your team's YouTube game highlight videos are always ten minutes shorter than their opponents.

8. You believe rookies can significantly impact the outcome of the season.

9. You are constantly considering outlandish trade scenarios.

10. The words "hotseat" and "window" are mentioned frequently by football analysts and media.

11. Any sports publication or show featuring a "Best of" list never seems to contain more than one or two of your team's players.

12. You tend to look at victories negatively at times because it lowers your team's draft position.

13. The last game of the season for your team as well as a game featuring a division rival determines whether your team makes the playoffs.

14. Your team's kicker is relevant.

This is your GM....

 

[Pantone282C]

And Aliens I wanna see nekkit Aliens.

And bacon!

 

[USArmyVet]

You get excited when your recently injured QB who signed a massive contract extension in the offseason is throwing 20-yard passes.....and then berate anyone that voices concern over said QB's health and ability.

 

[acr731]

1. You celebrate division titles.

2. You hope your team can "go deep in the playoffs"

3. One of the most exciting days for you as a fan is the NFL draft.

4. The "signature" game of your team's best players are all in the regular season.

5. Every time your team beats another team with a winning record it's considered an upset.

6. You pay attention to veteran free agency.

7. Your team's YouTube game highlight videos are always ten minutes shorter than their opponents.

8. You believe rookies can significantly impact the outcome of the season.

9. You are constantly considering outlandish trade scenarios.

10. The words "hotseat" and "window" are mentioned frequently by football analysts and media.

11. Any sports publication or show featuring a "Best of" list never seems to contain more than one or two of your team's players.

12. You tend to look at victories negatively at times because it lowers your team's draft position.

13. The last game of the season for your team as well as a game featuring a division rival determines whether your team makes the playoffs.

14. Your team's kicker is relevant.

15. You celebrate your QB's 15 yard tomato tosses in practice as proof that records are about to be broken.

16. 6 to 8 years into their careers your overpaid 'stars' decide that they have finally reached a point in their career that they might actually want to win a super bowl. They've gotten paid, so what else is there to play for?

And Aliens I wanna see nekkit Aliens.

Look in a mirror.... perv !!

 

[cowboyec]

•run game...both sides of the ball.
•turn-overs
•win on the road