Humor: Alternative names for the Pro Bowl

[Beaker42]

The Kellen Moore Coming Out Bowl.

Kellen’s gay???

 

[MWH1967]

Nothing else on Bowl.

 

[Pants]

The "No one watched it the week after the Super Bowl, so we moved it hoping they would" Bowl

 

[Beaker42]

We’re less than 24 hours from kickoff of the worst football game of the year- the Pro Bowl! So just for fun, I have a few “alternative” names for this joke of a sporting event:

• The Goodell Bowl
  
• The All Star Flag Football Game in Pads
• The “No Doz” Bowl
• The stars who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl Bowl
• The semi-annual Garrett and Staff Bowl

Any others?

• The I’d Rather Be Plunging My Toilet Bowl Bowl
• The Worse Than Mark Davis’ Bowl Cut Bowl
• The Make Orlando Even More Money Bowl
• The We Only Do This Because The Other Big Sports Have An All Star Game Bowl
• The 22 Guys Running Around Half-assed Bowl

 

[RodeoJake]

Angel Soft Bowl

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Flatulance Bowl .

 

[Cowboys_22]

Also-Ran Bowl

 

[Staubacher]

HeckNo Bowl

 

[Sarge]

The Bowl that I’m not gonna watch Bowl

 

[Runwildboys]

A little bit more seriously, how about we call it the, "Let's see how Kellen Moore does, so we can speak intelligently about his ability to call plays"...Bowl?

 

[Sammy]

Wish it was the Lingerie Bowl Bowl.

 

[ShiningStar]

A little bit more seriously, how about we call it the, "Let's see how Kellen Moore does, so we can speak intelligently about his ability to call plays"...Bowl?

i would like that but its going to be the equaliviant of "pre season"

 

[Runwildboys]

i would like that but its going to be the equaliviant of "pre season"

True, but at least if he's either a genius or a complete idiot, it'll show. More than likely, we'll see some good and some bad, but at least we'll have something on which to base our opinions, rather than going purely on assumption.

 

[Beaker42]

A little bit more seriously, how about we call it the, "Let's see how Kellen Moore does, so we can speak intelligently about his ability to call plays"...Bowl?

What?!?! It’s not even a real game. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[Runwildboys]

What?!?! It’s not even a real game. Nothing to see here, move along.

It's not a real game, no, but it's something more than just assuming we know whether he can call plays, based on seeing nothing at all.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Can’t gat past the divisional round coaches Bowl.

LLLOOLLL

 

[ShiningStar]

True, but at least if he's either a genius or a complete idiot, it'll show. More than likely, we'll see some good and some bad, but at least we'll have something on which to base our opinions, rather than going purely on assumption.

i like speculation, its harder to make me look wrong.

 

[wecasa]

Irrelevant bowl

Focus on almost football instead of blown calls by officials bowl

O'douls Near Beer Bowl

 

[Cowboys_22]

Sugar-free Bowl

 

[Vintage]

I am proud to proclaim that I haven’t watched a down of the Pro bowl game since about 2001. It’s worse than a pre season game in the 4th qtr.

Proud? Not watching something makes you proud?

I mean, that’s not exactly much of an accomplishment. Sometimes I watch, sometimes I don’t. Depends on who makes it from the Cowboys roster. Never felt proud over whether I watched it or not, however.