Humor: Alternative names for the Pro Bowl

[cowboyfan4life2]

The were so addicted to football we need to watch this unwatchable train wreck to get our fix bowl.

 

[Beaker42]

Proud? Not watching something makes you proud?

I mean, that’s not exactly much of an accomplishment. Sometimes I watch, sometimes I don’t. Depends on who makes it from the Cowboys roster. Never felt proud over whether I watched it or not, however.

I’m with Bob. I’m done with football whenever the Cowboys are done. I flip that switch because I’m loyal to a fault and I don’t want to see another team celebrate or watch a meaningless game like the Pro Bowl.where players are half-adding it.

 

[Rayman70]

 

[Bobhaze]

JJ should call it Walking Papers Bowl but he won't

This.
Then I start thinking how funny it is that we’re talking about the pro bowl as evidence that Garrett sux when we just his bad coaching in a playoff game that actually meant something. And apparently that’s not enough to move Jerry’s needle. Smdh.

 

[nobody]

The PROvolone bowl cause it was all cheese and no meat.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

We’re less than 24 hours from kickoff of the worst football game of the year- the Pro Bowl! So just for fun, I have a few “alternative” names for this joke of a sporting event:

• The Goodell Bowl
  
• The All Star Flag Football Game in Pads
• The “No Doz” Bowl
• The stars who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl Bowl
• The semi-annual Garrett and Staff Bowl

Any others?

The "Where are my accommodations" Bowl
Agent done said play Bowl
Pro Big Boy Bowl
Where be da women Bowl
Dude! The sun bowl!

 

[Bobhaze]

The insomnia cure bowl.

 

[Quickdraw]

The "I coulda became a contender" bowl

I didn't watch and part of it. It's ridiculous. A player being called a pro bowl player no longer has meaning. It hasn't for a long time.

 

[Rayman70]

btw...the guys calling the game,including witten...turned me off. Whats the deal with 'everyone wins.?" This is suppose to be an allstar game that displays greatness...not tomfoolery. Its just terrible.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

The 1995 Bowl (because I haven't watched since 1995).

 

[Cowboys_22]

All in all I can’t blame the players for going half speed. There is probably a unwritten gentleman’s agreement that no one gets hurt.

Go Cowboys

 

[Rajveer]

Inexperienced Offensive Coordinator Try Out Bowl.

 

[Ddisco22]

We’re less than 24 hours from kickoff of the worst football game of the year- the Pro Bowl! So just for fun, I have a few “alternative” names for this joke of a sporting event:

• The Goodell Bowl
  
• The All Star Flag Football Game in Pads
• The “No Doz” Bowl
• The stars who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl Bowl
• The semi-annual Garrett and Staff Bowl

Any others?

The "why can't we go to Hawaii anymore bowl"

 

[CPanther95]

The sad fact is that if it were actually using flag football rules, it would be far more competitive.

 

[3rd_n_inches]

You want players to take the probowl seriously? Move it further down past the superbowl get rid of full contact but instead do competitive drills. Advertise a trophy and a cash sum payout in dollar bills like what Sean Peyton did with the lambardi. Have Microsoft throw an xbox on top of it or a new TV. You get the players to hype up fantasy football as well.

 

[silvrNblue]

The "lets play a #1 and # 2 starting RB on defense Bowl... how in hell does that even get allowed?

 

[lane]

The "what football will look like in less than 5 years "Bowl.

 

[Jason 82 Witten]

The we’re not in the Super Bowl Bowl