HUMOR: Terrell Owens: "Busted!"

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31smackdown said:
You know... There have been a few times that I actually was trying to read what it said on someone's shirt.. only to realize a couple of seconds later that to any outsider it just looked like I was staring at the person's chest for 5 seconds. I mean.. sometimes the print is small and the letters get a little distorted.. especially if the person is moving.. that takes more than a quick glance you know. ;)
Not buying it, but great try! I like the way you think...read the words on the shirt....bahahahahahaha:lmao2: :laugh1:
 

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Also, his mouth seems to indicate that he's thinking something along the lines of,

.......Mmmm Mmmmm Good!
 

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abersonc said:
No matter how much I like them, I make it a point NOT to stare like that. It is classless.
I have a t-shirt that says 'Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes thanks".................class dismissed
 

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How many of u have been busted doing the turnaround look at the behind?i always get busted.lol,but its something u just have to do.
 

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abersonc said:
No matter how much I like them, I make it a point NOT to stare like that. It is classless.

It truely is classless, but how long does your unconscious mind, controlled by base animal instinct, stare at them until your conscious mind says, "Stop, you are being a vulgar retch!" Then don't forget to add the time it takes for the two minds to debate the merits of continuing vs. turning away.

Even with the light speed synaptic respnse, this usually takes a good 5 seconds and by then the damage is donw. You look up in embarassment as the lady is glaring at you, knowing what you were thinking.

My thought is that it is the woman fault! If she had not worn that tight T-Shirt, I would not have been caught up it that primitive response. But then again, I have to thank her for the lack of foresight!
 

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With a still shot you never really know what he was doing. He could have been in the process of looking down at the helmet. Then again, he was probably doing exactly what it looks like he was.
 

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juckie said:
How many of u have been busted doing the turnaround look at the behind?i always get busted.lol,but its something u just have to do.
My coworker caught our boss doing that one day :lmao:
 

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Actually, it does not even look like T.O. is even looking at what all you "horny toads" think he's looking at...

To me, it looks like he's looking at someone behind the girl...maybe the next person in line...
 

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5Stars said:
To me, it looks like he's looking at someone behind the girl...maybe the next person in line...

Why didn't we get a picture of her? What was she wearing?

:)
 

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Doomsday101 said:
Chances are not as long as mine. :laugh1:

Sorry. I'll second that. But.... I was trying to figure out the writing.

Yeah. That's my story.:eek:
 

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I'm just picturing some poor Cowboy fan getting a signed helmet that reads:


To my #1 fan....mmmmmmm, boo*ies...
 

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trentmonster said:
I'm just picturing some poor Cowboy fan getting a signed helmet that reads:


To my #1 fan....mmmmmmm, boo*ies...

Classic. :lmao:
 

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abersonc said:
No matter how much I like them, I make it a point NOT to stare like that. It is classless.
:lmao2: Hilarious !!

You are busted, your "I hate TO" agenda has been revealed !

What if someone took a snapshot at just that one instant that you did look, (not that you would stare or anything, LOL) ... and then posted it on the internet ?

Get real.

The first picture looks like he is looking at her face, the second looks like he got caught. :D
 

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Finally a great topic to talk about. I have to admit that was pretty funny, and I try not to stare, but sometimes even the quick glanse can be caught. But also, sometimes "those things" can catch you off guard, especially if they are way out there like that.
 

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Cowboy_love_4ever said:
Finally a great topic to talk about. I have to admit that was pretty funny, and I try not to stare, but sometimes even the quick glanse can be caught. But also, sometimes "those things" can catch you off guard, especially if they are way out there like that.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

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fortdick said:
It truely is classless, but how long does your unconscious mind, controlled by base animal instinct, stare at them until your conscious mind says, "Stop, you are being a vulgar retch!" Then don't forget to add the time it takes for the two minds to debate the merits of continuing vs. turning away.

Even with the light speed synaptic respnse, this usually takes a good 5 seconds and by then the damage is donw. You look up in embarassment as the lady is glaring at you, knowing what you were thinking.

My thought is that it is the woman fault! If she had not worn that tight T-Shirt, I would not have been caught up it that primitive response. But then again, I have to thank her for the lack of foresight!

:laugh1: :lmao2: :worthy:
 

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abersonc said:
No matter how much I like them, I make it a point NOT to stare like that. It is classless.
Damn. I could care less about Terrell Owens, but even HE should be allowed to have a testosterone moment. SHEESH! :rolleyes:
 

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coogrfan said:
http://img293.*************/img293/8468/owenshow20io.jpg

LMAO!

We've all been guilty of this at some point, but most of us weren't unlucky enough to have the moment captured on film. :D

TO: *mmm, damn, TO likes what he's seeing*
 
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