HUMOR: The official P42 Preseasonal Power Rankings for the NFL League (2007)

[Colo]

:laugh2:

I work in a sheltered work shop that also does data entry and work for the DHHR state agency.

So Part of the building is offices, one section is full of computers for data entry.

The other part of the building is the work space for individuals with some sort of disability.

I work up front in an office so I usually use the staff bathrooms.

However there are times I have to go back and get some supplies or they are cleaning the staff bathrooms so I have to use the common bathroom.

One day I walk into the bathroom and hear one of the clients (this is the term we use for the workers with disabilities) saying "Good Boy, Yes that's a good boy" I turn the corner and see that there is nobody else in the bathroom but him and he is in the stall.

I just did an about face and walked out...figured I would let him do whatever he was doing in peace.:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

I'll guess everyone's heard this one before, but incase you haven't...



Dude walks into a restroom at a truck stop, picks an open stall, sits down to take care of business and the following conversation ensues:

One stall over - How's it going?

Traveler - (a little freaked by the question) Ah okay I suppose.

One stall over - Good good. Where're we planning to meet up later?

Traveler - Ummm, look dude. I'm just on my way home. I'm not looking for anything funny.

One stall over - Hang on hun, I'm gonna have to call you back.

 

[WoodysGirl]

One day I walk into the bathroom and hear one of the clients (this is the term we use for the workers with disabilities) saying "Good Boy, Yes that's a good boy" I turn the corner and see that there is nobody else in the bathroom but him and he is in the stall.

I just did an about face and walked out...figured I would let him do whatever he was doing in peace.

:laugh2:

I so wish I wasn't at work and in a quiet area. Cuz that is hilarious.

 

[DeathToTheSkinS]

BWHAHAHAHA classic

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Or maybe you just need more fiber in your diet.

just as overrused as people complaining about thread matter

and as overrused as people pointing out what's overrused

 

[StylisticS]

this looks like something from the onion.:laugh1:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

7. The Chicago Bears - I like Rex Grossman. His incomplete passes only happen when either A) A receiver drops the ball or B) they get intercepted because the receiver failed to try and make a play. It was evident that the Super Bowl atmosphere got to the Bears OL. The forgetfulness of the unit forgot to wipe the football before snapping it to Rex who was then forced to lay the ball on the ground before throwing a wobbly pass that could be intercepted. Spurrier taught this kid right.

8. The Tennessee Titans - Jeff Fisher runs a tight ship up north. Look for him to reign in young Vince Young. It's important for the young man to become more of a pocket passer where he's more valuable. Running around scared will only get you highlights on SportsCenter, not championships. Young has the respect of players around the league. It was nice to see that one Giants player play two-hand tag and then let Young go before any serious injury came about. Goodell's on the right track as commissioner.

9. The Houston Texans - The Falcons know how much of a loss Matt Schwab will be. He will take this Texan team by storm and lead them to a win without question. Demeco Ryans and Mario Williams play defense.

I don't know why the last part in bold struck me as hilarious, but what the hell, right?

 

[jrumann59]

I actually thought this thread came out of archive from like 4 years ago. Unless that Tampa 2 got really young and athletic again I would have to say nope, and who is starting at QB.

 

[Capt.Gut]

I don't know why the last part in bold struck me as hilarious, but what the hell, right?

I laughed about the same points. Especially the Texans part is so typical for a lot of mediots. Wrong name (Schwab), bold prediction (get a win) and some non-info.
Really funny.