Bobhaze
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We could use a pre-holiday laugh these days to offset the garbage we’ve seen on the field lately...how about the Top Ten Cowboys Xmas gift items you can buy at the gift shops in AT&T “stayjum”.
10. Replica hairpiece worn by Jason Witten in the Monday NF booth.
9. An AT&T Stayjum “snow globe” complete with sun glare on west end.
8. A pink #9 Cowboys jersey signed by Jessica Simpson.
7. A Jerry Jones replica doll with pull string voice that just says “uh, uh, uh”, uh”, uh”, uh”....
6. A toy sized Zeke replica inside a miniature Salvation Army red bucket.
5. A gift-wrapped interception signed by Dak Prescott.
4. An all expense paid trip to Cabo with Jason and Brie Garrett on a Thursday and Friday before the next home game.
3. A Spaulding wig.
2. Gene Jones Jeans- “for the more mature female fan”- available in the Victoria Secret stayjum store. (Credit to my brother Art Clink)
1. A Jones Family nativity scene. (Wise men not included!)
What else? LOL!
10. Replica hairpiece worn by Jason Witten in the Monday NF booth.
9. An AT&T Stayjum “snow globe” complete with sun glare on west end.
8. A pink #9 Cowboys jersey signed by Jessica Simpson.
7. A Jerry Jones replica doll with pull string voice that just says “uh, uh, uh”, uh”, uh”, uh”....
6. A toy sized Zeke replica inside a miniature Salvation Army red bucket.
5. A gift-wrapped interception signed by Dak Prescott.
4. An all expense paid trip to Cabo with Jason and Brie Garrett on a Thursday and Friday before the next home game.
3. A Spaulding wig.
2. Gene Jones Jeans- “for the more mature female fan”- available in the Victoria Secret stayjum store. (Credit to my brother Art Clink)
1. A Jones Family nativity scene. (Wise men not included!)
What else? LOL!
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