Humor: Top Ten Cowboys Xmas gifts available in ATT gift shop

[Bobhaze]

The Cowboys Head Coach Carousel....a merry go round of all seven coaches who have “worked” for Coach Jones.

 

[ghst187]

A box full of $ and a written apology from Jerry, JG, and Linehan to us fans.

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

The Dallas Cowboys Offensive playbook (limited edition! Signed by Eric Washington, Greg Manusky, and Dean Pees)

 

[Bobhaze]

The Jones Family glasses cleaning cloth set. Comes with photo of Jerry wearing glasses in his skybox.

 

[Bobhaze]

The new book out just in time for the holidays by Jason Garrett, “NFL Time Management: Making sure the last 2 minutes don’t define your career”.

 

[Bullflop]

A flask with an authentic autograph on it, signed by Jerry Jones.

 

[Batman1980]

Others:
-Scott Linehan “playbook on a postcard”.
-The Jones Family “secret sauce” recipe.

I doubt his playbook would fill a post card!

 

[Bobhaze]

A life size “Rowdy punching bag”.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

A life size “Rowdy punching bag”.

With JG on the backside. lol

 

[RodeoJake]

A Jason Garrett RKG player doll that falls apart the moment it comes out of the package

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

This thread should be mailed to Jerry.

 

[Whyjerry]

We could use a pre-holiday laugh these days to offset the garbage we’ve seen on the field lately...how about the Top Ten Cowboys Xmas gift items you can buy at the gift shops in AT&T “stayjum”.

10. Replica hairpiece worn by Jason Witten in the Monday NF booth.
9. An AT&T Stayjum “snow globe” complete with sun glare on west end.
8. A pink #9 Cowboys jersey signed by Jessica Simpson.
7. A Jerry Jones replica doll with pull string voice that just says “uh, uh, uh”, uh”, uh”, uh”....
6. A toy sized Zeke replica inside a miniature Salvation Army red bucket.
5. A gift-wrapped interception signed by Dak Prescott.
4. An all expense paid trip to Cabo with Jason and Brie Garrett on a Thursday and Friday before the next home game.
3. A Spaulding wig.
2. Gene Jones Jeans- “for the more mature female fan”- available in the Victoria Secret stayjum store. (Credit to my brother Art Clink)
1. A Jones Family nativity scene. (Wise men not included!)

What else? LOL!

Johnny Manziel jersey

Scott Linehan everything he ever knew on offensive game planning postage stamp

Miles Austin at home hammy stretch video

Mrs Jones husband GPS tap

DWare Denver SB ring replicas

Head Coach Application Forms

Mickey Spagnola dunk tank

Jones Family Values Volume 1

********** cleaning set

Jerry Jones branded liver and kidney vitamin supplements

 

[Bobhaze]

Johnny Manziel jersey

Scott Linehan everything he ever knew on offensive game planning postage stamp

Miles Austin at home hammy stretch video

Mrs Jones husband GPS tap

DWare Denver SB ring replicas

Head Coach Application Forms

Mickey Spagnola dunk tank

Jones Family Values Volume 1

********** cleaning set

Jerry Jones branded liver and kidney vitamin supplements

Nice work WJ!

 

[Bobhaze]

This thread should be mailed to Jerry.

He’s so shameless, he would probably try to sell some of this stuff. Keep an eye out on the gift shops.

 

[Diehardblues]

We could use a pre-holiday laugh these days to offset the garbage we’ve seen on the field lately...how about the Top Ten Cowboys Xmas gift items you can buy at the gift shops in AT&T “stayjum”.

10. Replica hairpiece worn by Jason Witten in the Monday NF booth.
9. An AT&T Stayjum “snow globe” complete with sun glare on west end.
8. A pink #9 Cowboys jersey signed by Jessica Simpson.
7. A Jerry Jones replica doll with pull string voice that just says “uh, uh, uh”, uh”, uh”, uh”....
6. A toy sized Zeke replica inside a miniature Salvation Army red bucket.
5. A gift-wrapped interception signed by Dak Prescott.
4. An all expense paid trip to Cabo with Jason and Brie Garrett on a Thursday and Friday before the next home game.
3. A Spaulding wig.
2. Gene Jones Jeans- “for the more mature female fan”- available in the Victoria Secret stayjum store. (Credit to my brother Art Clink)
1. A Jones Family nativity scene. (Wise men not included!)

What else? LOL!

I’ll take the #9 pink jersey signed by Jessica. Next would be trip to Cabo with Garrett bros.