Humor: What if another QB was in the motorcycle accident Ben was in?

[peplaw06]

OK how's this...

Vinny Testaverde -- He wouldn't have been driving fast enough to do any damage to either the car or the motorcycle. After impact, thinking the car was a cow blocking the roadway, Vinny would lift the car (it's all in the legs) and move it off the road.

Ehhh...

 

[EastDallasCowboy]

Thanks for the laughs, this was great.

 

[CowboysFan02]

OK how's this...

Vinny Testaverde -- He wouldn't have been driving fast enough to do any damage to either the car or the motorcycle. After impact, thinking the car was a cow blocking the roadway, Vinny would lift the car (it's all in the legs) and move it off the road.

Ehhh...

much better.

 

[5Stars]

Stupid Cowboy fans.....

 

[CrazyCowboy]

That is pretty funny stuff....

 

[Scotman]

Jim Kelly-would have missed the car completely......four intersections in a row.

John Elway-would have just slid past the car a couple of times before nailing it twice in a row.

Staubach-Obviously, he would have dodged the car and would have even made the next light.

Don Meredith-broken nose.

Phil Simms-Would have walked to the curb only to have Bill Parcells knock him down and stomp all over him for being an idiot.

And the best of all........................






Wait for it..............................




Burt Reynolds-would have taken his helmet off and throw it into the groin area of the driver, thus rendering her afraid of hitting him again.