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Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Parcells days at Valley Ranch are over and I for one cannot keep from smiling.

I watched Parcells in New England and in New York. He is the most overrated coach the NFL has seen. He is all about "Me". He never won anything without having Bill Belicheck as his DC. Once Belicheck got smart and flew on his own Parcells was exposed for the impostor that he is. He is a fat, bleach blonde egomaniac that won't deal straight with anyone. He is allll about "me".
His penchant for forcing his staff to decline to speak to the press and his reference to "the player" were indicative of his self centered, egomaniacal need to control everything but accomplish nothing. His record in Dallas is a disgrace. For that alone he should be snubbed from the Hall of Fame.

If you were to dissect his performance over the past four years you could come to no other conclusion but that he is a mediocre coach, at best. His idea of trying to win every game in the fourth quarter with a field goal is so antiquated that he was exposed for the fraud that he is. He is neither a creative coach or a motivator. He is a stilted one dimensionsal smart *** that has let the game pass him by. He soaked Jerry for $24 million and delivered not one playoff win. Goodbye and good riddance you pompous ***. Long live Wade and the Dallas Cowboys!!!!
 

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Pokes12;1372031 said:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Parcells days at Valley Ranch are over and I for one cannot keep from smiling.

I watched Parcells in New England and in New York. He is the most overrated coach the NFL has seen. He is all about "Me". He never won anything without having Bill Belicheck as his DC. Once Belicheck got smart and flew on his own Parcells was exposed for the impostor that he is. He is a fat, bleach blonde egomaniac that won't deal straight with anyone. He is allll about "me".
His penchant for forcing his staff to decline to speak to the press and his reference to "the player" were indicative of his self centered, egomaniacal need to control everything but accomplish nothing. His record in Dallas is a disgrace. For that alone he should be snubbed from the Hall of Fame.

If you were to dissect his performance over the past four years you could come to no other conclusion but that he is a mediocre coach, at best. His idea of trying to win every game in the fourth quarter with a field goal is so antiquated that he was exposed for the fraud that he is. He is neither a creative coach or a motivator. He is a stilted one dimensionsal smart *** that has let the game pass him by. He soaked Jerry for $24 million and delivered not one playoff win. Goodbye and good riddance you pompous ***. Long live Wade and the Dallas Cowboys!!!!


you waited to post this till weeks after it was relevant and chose this as the topic of your very first post?

welcome to forum
 

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Do you see parcells as your grandma to?:banghead:
 

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Pokes12;1372031 said:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Parcells days at Valley Ranch are over and I for one cannot keep from smiling.

I watched Parcells in New England and in New York. He is the most overrated coach the NFL has seen. He is all about "Me". He never won anything without having Bill Belicheck as his DC. Once Belicheck got smart and flew on his own Parcells was exposed for the impostor that he is. He is a fat, bleach blonde egomaniac that won't deal straight with anyone. He is allll about "me".
His penchant for forcing his staff to decline to speak to the press and his reference to "the player" were indicative of his self centered, egomaniacal need to control everything but accomplish nothing. His record in Dallas is a disgrace. For that alone he should be snubbed from the Hall of Fame.

If you were to dissect his performance over the past four years you could come to no other conclusion but that he is a mediocre coach, at best. His idea of trying to win every game in the fourth quarter with a field goal is so antiquated that he was exposed for the fraud that he is. He is neither a creative coach or a motivator. He is a stilted one dimensionsal smart *** that has let the game pass him by. He soaked Jerry for $24 million and delivered not one playoff win. Goodbye and good riddance you pompous ***. Long live Wade and the Dallas Cowboys!!!!

Congrats on the new job Mr. Phillips. I hope you can back up your post here.
 

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Pokes12;1372031 said:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Parcells days at Valley Ranch are over and I for one cannot keep from smiling.

I watched Parcells in New England and in New York. He is the most overrated coach the NFL has seen. He is all about "Me". He never won anything without having Bill Belicheck as his DC. Once Belicheck got smart and flew on his own Parcells was exposed for the impostor that he is. He is a fat, bleach blonde egomaniac that won't deal straight with anyone. He is allll about "me".
His penchant for forcing his staff to decline to speak to the press and his reference to "the player" were indicative of his self centered, egomaniacal need to control everything but accomplish nothing. His record in Dallas is a disgrace. For that alone he should be snubbed from the Hall of Fame.

If you were to dissect his performance over the past four years you could come to no other conclusion but that he is a mediocre coach, at best. His idea of trying to win every game in the fourth quarter with a field goal is so antiquated that he was exposed for the fraud that he is. He is neither a creative coach or a motivator. He is a stilted one dimensionsal smart *** that has let the game pass him by. He soaked Jerry for $24 million and delivered not one playoff win. Goodbye and good riddance you pompous ***. Long live Wade and the Dallas Cowboys!!!!
:welcome: to the forum.

I too am glad he is gone.
 

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We must remember the state of the team when Parcells joined.


Bad

I'm disappointed he didnt' get more out of this team. But, I do think he played a pretty big role in getting more talent on this team.

I certainly can't read his mind, but in looking at his body language the last three years, I had the feeling he just didn't care.

So, while I'm upset with the fact that Parcells didn't win with us, and I'm upset with some of his coaching choices, I am glad he came here. He's responsible for getting us a solid corps of players.

One other thing......


In all of Parcells' previous stops, he had players that were tremendously loyal to him.

I haven't seen that here. In fact, our players look happy at the change.
 

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I soured on him towards the end but he left a lot more talent than he inherited.
 

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Yeagermeister;1372082 said:
I soured on him towards the end but he left a lot more talent than he inherited.

Yeah, me too. His body language said a lot towards the end.

Welcome to the board. :)
 

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LittleRed212;1372106 said:
Yeah, me too. His body language said a lot towards the end.

Welcome to the board. :)

Thanks but I have been here for a few years. :D
 

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Hey...welcome aboard.

Really....

Honestly..... I miss Parcells...

















...like the measles.
 

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Juke99;1372114 said:
Hey...welcome aboard.

Really....

Honestly..... I miss Parcells...

















...like the measles.

Because of all the egg shells people were walking around on at VR...I heard a rumor they ran out of eggs. ;)
 

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Cbz40;1372145 said:
Because of all the egg shells people were walking around on at VR...I heard a rumor they ran out of eggs. ;)


Yeah, that was just a rumor...

They were walking on broken glass! Looking for some eggs!!

:D
 

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Cbz40;1372145 said:
Because of all the egg shells people were walking around on at VR...I heard a rumor they ran out of eggs. ;)

I heard Zimmer kept eating all the eggs and that's why he was let go. :D


Evening Pops
 

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Yeagermeister;1372160 said:
I heard Zimmer kept eating all the eggs and that's why he was let go. :D


Evening Pops

Ummmmmmm....may be something to that....:laugh2:


Evening Yeag
 

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5Stars;1372158 said:
Yeah, that was just a rumor...

They were walking on broken glass! Looking for some eggs!!

:D


:eek: I bet that was painful.....:D
 

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Cbz40;1372167 said:
:eek: I bet that was painful.....:D


That was probably nothing...!

Dropping the snap in the playoff game probably hurts more!

:confused:


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