I avoided conscription into the Martian Army

[kskboys]

Horrible dream. I mean, no secksy babes, no laws passed that all wimmins gotta be nekkid, no drinks served w/ little umbrellas. And if you're going to dream about Mars, might as well make it w/ a hot green chick!!!!!

 

[DallasEast]

All squirrels need to die. This WILL be addressed.

That's how it gonna be huh?

Bring it!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

All squirrels need to die. This WILL be addressed.

Are you on Team Prairie Dog then?

 

[DallasEast]

Horrible dream. I mean, no secksy babes, no laws passed that all wimmins gotta be nekkid, no drinks served w/ little umbrellas. And if you're going to dream about Mars, might as well make it w/ a hot green chick!!!!!

Great. Fantastic. Now you have done it.

Next Reverend Conehead thread: Amber Heard Is An Evilly Bewitching Green Skinned Overlord Neanderthal Queen!

 

[Londonboy]

Great. Fantastic. Now you have done it.

Next Reverend Conehead thread: Amber Heard Is An Evilly Bewitching Green Skinned Overlord Neanderthal Queen!

Didn't He do that last week?

 

[Londonboy]

Are you on Team Prairie Dog then?

You're not supposed to know about TPD, Our security really is bad, no wonder the Squirrels always seem one cutely executed jump ahead.

 

[DallasEast]

Didn't He do that last week?

Nah. Heard was time traveling two weeks ago. This week she has telepathy.

C'mon! Stay focused. This is the exact kind of confusion tactic the squirrels will use to conquer the world!!!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Great. Fantastic. Now you have done it.

Next Reverend Conehead thread: Amber Heard Is An Evilly Bewitching Green Skinned Overlord Neanderthal Queen!

Hey! Who leaked my topic?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Nah. Heard was time traveling two weeks ago. This week she has telepathy.

C'mon! Stay focused. This is the exact kind of confusion tactic the squirrels will use to conquer the world!!!

Hmmmm, I didn't think of that. I wonder if she was behind trying to get me stuck in the Martian Army.

 

[DallasEast]

Hmmmm, I didn't think of that. I wonder if she was behind trying to get me stuck in the Martian Army.

It would not surprise me. Dark Phoenix Amber Heard is almost omnipotent. There is practically nothing she cannot do. Old Captain Jack Sparrow will testify to that!

 

[nobody]

Are you on Team Prairie Dog then?

Like team Ferret.

 

[nobody]

That's how it gonna be huh?

Bring it!

So be it. *narrows eyes*

 

[DallasEast]

So be it. *narrows eyes*

 

[Runwildboys]

Nah. Heard was time traveling two weeks ago. This week she has telepathy.

C'mon! Stay focused. This is the exact kind of confusion tactic the squirrels will use to conquer the world!!!

They're all just friggin' nuts!

 

[Runwildboys]

Now THAT was a fun show! Some of the funniest dry humor I've seen.

 

[Londonboy]

Hmmmm, I didn't think of that. I wonder if she was behind trying to get me stuck in the Martian Army.

@Haimerej Our Director of trevoC ecnegilletnI is currently investigating the link between the Pan-Galactic Squirrel Empire and Ms Amber Heard, I'm still waiting for His troper.

 

[Runwildboys]

PJG Lives!!!

 

[Haimerej]

@Haimerej Our Director of trevoC ecnegilletnI is currently investigating the link between the Pan-Galactic Squirrel Empire and Ms Amber Heard, I'm still waiting for His troper.

Yeah... about that... not sure what happened during my research but my hands are incredibly moisturized now.

 

[Runwildboys]

Yeah... about that... not sure what happened during my research but my hands are incredibly moisturized now.

I hope kskboys isn't nearby.

 

[Londonboy]

Yeah... about that... not sure what happened during my research but my hands are incredibly moisturized now.

Please tell Me that's not because of the Squirrels.