I decided on what to name my first born son.

[Cowboy Brian]

After a heated debate with my mother about her wanting me to name my firstborn son in like 800 years after her father, I said "it will be named DeMarcus Austin BLEEP, and ya best get used to it."


and since saying it i've very much so come to like the name and now before asking out a girl they must agree at how awesome that name is.



note: the bleep is my lastname, not a curse,

 

[Dawgs0916]

After a heated debate with my mother about her wanting me to name my firstborn son in like 800 years after her father, I said "it will be named DeMarcus Austin BLEEP, and ya best get used to it."


and since saying it i've very much so come to like the name and now before asking out a girl they must agree at how awesome that name is.

Sigh..

I really hope I wasn't this way.

 

[Jon88]

Oh man this is gonna be bad.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Oh man this is gonna be bad.

Well I thought I should share its a good name, others may want to use it too

 

[Jon88]

Well I thought I should share its a good name, others may want to use it too

Austin is a good name. DeMarcus...not so much.

 

[Hoofbite]

Good luck finding a woman who will let you name your kid that, let alone sleep with you.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Austin is a good name. DeMarcus...not so much.

See but thats the funny part, im naturally paler than pale, so kids will go wth.

Plus they'll instantly know its about DeMarcus Ware since he is the greatest man alive.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Good luck finding a woman who will let you name your kid that, let alone sleep with you.

Its easier than it sounds. My brothers name is Jared, thats flippin stupid. everyone just calls him the onion anyway lol.

 

[67CowboysFan]

Good luck finding a woman who will let you name your kid that, let alone sleep with you.

He's under the impression that IF he can find a woman that will marry him, he will still be the one making the decisions. The boy has a lot to learn.

 

[Jon88]

See but thats the funny part, im naturally paler than pale, so kids will go wth.

Plus they'll instantly know its about DeMarcus Ware since he is the greatest man alive.

You know I didn't think of that.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

You know I didn't think of that.

Where else would I pull DeMarcus and Austin from? :laugh2:


Bro, your speaking to someone as obsessed as most of you. I may be 16 but I love the Cowboys, I intend to get the star tattooed on my left bicep once I turn 18.

 

[TheCount]

Austin is a good name. DeMarcus...not so much.

Nothing wrong with DeMarcus. Too many syllables for you?

But I mean seriously, you're going to have to get rid of that crusty gym sock you keep under your mattress before you can have a first born. :laugh2:

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Nothing wrong with DeMarcus. Too many syllables for you?

But I mean seriously, you're going to have to get rid of that crusty gym sock you keep under your mattress before you can have a first born. :laugh2:

could be the fact that im pasty white.

 

[Jon88]

Nothing wrong with DeMarcus. Too many syllables for you?

But I mean seriously, you're going to have to get rid of that crusty gym sock you keep under your mattress before you can have a first born. :laugh2:

I just don't like the name.

 

[Hoofbite]

He's under the impression that IF he can find a woman that will marry him, he will still be the one making the decisions. The boy has a lot to learn.

Chalk it up to youth.

Everyone with any experience knows that women make all the decisions because women have all the vaginas. (can't remember what comic said it)

 

[bbgun]

Isn't this a little presumptuous? I mean, you don't even know how babies are made.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Chalk it up to youth.

Everyone with any experience knows that women make all the decisions because women have all the vaginas. (can't remember what comic said it)

Pssh, i've gone 16 years without one so say I get in a fight what power would I delegate, whats a week or two huh? :laugh1:

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Isn't this a little presumptuous? I mean, you don't even know how babies are made.

the internet has done wonders for my generation in that department.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Chalk it up to youth.

Everyone with any experience knows that women make all the decisions because women have all the vaginas. (can't remember what comic said it)

Then how come a lot of first born sons are named after their dads?

R2A. How about just Marcus?

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Then how come a lot of first born sons are named after their dads?

R2A. How about just Marcus?

people won't think D-Ware then.