I decided on what to name my first born son.

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Romo 2 Austin;3438659 said:
people won't think D-Ware then.

Dude, does DeMarcus ring with your last name? If it does, then I say go for it. But if his name is going to be DeMarcus Schwartzenheimer. Then forget about it.
 

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Bob Sacamano;3438663 said:
Dude, does DeMarcus ring with your last name? If it does, than I say go for it. But if his name is going to be DeMarcus Schwartzenheimer. Then forget about it.

It obviously doesn't fit great, but it doesn't sound to idiotic.
 

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I'm sorry man but those two names sound awful together and without even knowing your last name I've got a pretty good feeling that Demarcus is going to sound awful with that as well.
 

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BraveHeartFan;3438678 said:
I'm sorry man but those two names sound awful together and without even knowing your last name I've got a pretty good feeling that Demarcus is going to sound awful with that as well.

DeMarcus first name, Austin middle name. Thats epic.

and if I get lucky enough to have two boys, name the second one Miles Ware.

Thats sick too :)
 

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Romo 2 Austin;3438694 said:
DeMarcus first name, Austin middle name. Thats epic.

and if I get lucky enough to have two boys, name the second one Miles Ware.

Thats sick too :)

If your last name is Arnaz. One of the boys is going to have to be named Dez.
 

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Romo 2 Austin;3438628 said:
the internet has done wonders for my generation in that department.

If that were the case, women would wear condoms on their heads.

Just sayin'.
 

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Romo 2 Austin;3438694 said:
DeMarcus first name, Austin middle name. Thats epic.

and if I get lucky enough to have two boys, name the second one Miles Ware.

Thats sick too :)


LOL.

If you say so. I can't imagine any woman ever agreeing to either of these names.
 

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BraveHeartFan;3438699 said:
LOL.

If you say so. I can't imagine any woman ever agreeing to either of these names.

I've forged my brothers name on a document that states I can name his son. ofcourse he pretends he won't honor it but he will!



and i'm also quite the controlling person, I usually get my way lol
 

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TheCount;3438615 said:
Nothing wrong with DeMarcus. Too many syllables for you?

But I mean seriously, you're going to have to get rid of that crusty gym sock you keep under your mattress before you can have a first born. :laugh2:

Probably gonna need to get rid of that sports towel leaning up against the corner as well.
 

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R u black?
Cuz if you are black, then Demarcus Austin is aight. But a white/hispanic/asian kid named Demarcus?? Hmmm.....
 

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Gemini Dolly;3438734 said:
R u black?
Cuz if you are black, then Demarcus Austin is aight. But a white/hispanic/asian kid named Demarcus?? Hmmm.....

im white.

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