I decided on what to name my first born son.

[Achozen]

More like this:

Pruane FTW.

 

[rkell87]

More like this:

that must be jared

 

[silverbear]

After a heated debate with my mother about her wanting me to name my firstborn son in like 800 years after her father, I said "it will be named DeMarcus Austin BLEEP, and ya best get used to it."


and since saying it i've very much so come to like the name and now before asking out a girl they must agree at how awesome that name is.



note: the bleep is my lastname, not a curse,

Your last name is "Bleep"??!?

 

[silverbear]

Good luck finding a woman who will let you name your kid that, let alone sleep with you.

Any woman who'd let a guy name his son that will obviously sleep with just about anyone...

 

[silverbear]

Where else would I pull DeMarcus and Austin from? :laugh2:


Bro, your speaking to someone as obsessed as most of you. I may be 16 but I love the Cowboys, I intend to get the star tattooed on my left bicep once I turn 18.

First, you'll need to get a bicep...

 

[silverbear]

Dude, does DeMarcus ring with your last name? If it does, then I say go for it. But if his name is going to be DeMarcus Schwartzenheimer. Then forget about it.

Pay attention, Bobby, he said his last name is "Bleep", so his son's name would be DeMarcus Austin Bleep...

Life will be very hard when that lad is young...

 

[Viper]

Pay attention, Bobby, he said his last name is "Bleep", so his son's name would be DeMarcus Austin Bleep...

Life will be very hard when that lad is young...

Should name him... Frank Nathanel, than he could be F.N. Bleep.

 

[Zaxor]

Should name him... Frank Nathanel, than he could be F.N. Bleep.

should grow up to be a doctor so he can work in the ER... Dr. F. N. Bleep ER

 

[Signals]

im white.

That totally uncalled for!

 

[Cowboy Brian]

First, you'll need to get a bicep...

Mission accomplished

 

[Cowboy Brian]

That totally uncalled for!

Soooo mean.

 

[zrinkill]

If this childs mother would just pay attention to him ....maybe we would not have to see these attention getting treads.

Treat this as a lesson parents ...... do not let the internet raise your children.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

If this childs mother would just pay attention to him ....maybe we would not have to see these attention getting treads.

Treat this as a lesson parents ...... do not let the internet raise your children.

Thats crossing a line, don't insult my mother.
I don't care that every ****ing post I make gets criticized by you, but don't dare insult my mother.

 

[zrinkill]

Thats crossing a line, don't insult my mother.
I don't care that every ****ing post I make gets criticized by you, but don't dare insult my mother.

I did not.

Learn to read.

 

[Cowboy Brian]

I did not.

Learn to read.

Yes you did, in some sly backwards way.

 

[zrinkill]

Yes you did, in some sly backwards way.

Is this another attention getting tactic?

:laugh1:

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Is this another attention getting tactic?

:laugh1:

no bro. I don't post for attention.

 

[zrinkill]

no bro. I don't post for attention.

Shall we look up your thread starting history?

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Shall we look up your thread starting history?

Sure. I post my opinions, I thought that was the purpose of a message board?

 

[zrinkill]

Sure. I post my opinions, I thought that was the purpose of a message board?

There is a difference in that and starting threads like "how can I find a girlfriend", "How can I find a job", "need help with my homework", "Just got my drivers permit", or "Someone please love me"


Nothing wrong with it ...... but its an obvious desire for attention.