I Declare Bankruptcy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

superpunk;1718326 said:
Hand me some oats.

I don't know what Oscar was talking about.

Everyone I know has at least two magic sets.

And if you don't own professional bass-fishing equipment, then how are you supposed to catch bass? Duh!

On a serious note, though, I'm glad Jan's keeping the "puppies."
 
I need the core machine. And I have me a hankerin for some beats since last night.
 
I have no idea what any of the 3 of you are talking about.

In other words, par for the course.
 
I thought he was talking about oatmeal and sex...:laugh2:
 
Table making has never seemed so....possible.

Pretty sure there's a "No Refunds" policy on the puppies, anyway. To whomever cares.
 
More and more, I think that Creed is the funniest character they have. He only gets a few lines per show, but they're killer lines. I can't even remember what he said about Monopoly, except that in real life Get Out of Jail Free Cards cost thousands of dollars, but I know it was hilarious.

I'm glad this show hasn't fallen off, yet. (We're talking about The Office, Hos.)
 
Hostile;1718479 said:
I have no idea what any of the 3 of you are talking about.

In other words, par for the course.

:laugh2:

Good to know I'm not the only one who's lost.
 
superpunk;1718515 said:
More and more, I think that Creed is the funniest character they have. He only gets a few lines per show, but they're killer lines. I can't even remember what he said about Monopoly, except that in real life Get Out of Jail Free Cards cost thousands of dollars, but I know it was hilarious.

I'm glad this show hasn't fallen off, yet. (We're talking about The Office, Hos.)

Creed's great!

Did you know that he was in the 60s folk/rock group the Grassroots?

Just a snippet from his official website:
http://www.creedbratton.com/html/biography.html

In April of 1967, they became The Grass Roots and recorded a new single “Let’s Live For Today”. They immediately began touring as their single jumped up the charts into the top 10 at number 8. The song became a mantra for the youth of the day and sent the group straight into stardom. They appeared on numerous TV shows and a movie with Doris Day called “With Six You Get Egg Roll”. They appeared in the magazines of the times and were highly promoted. Not so promoted was the fact of drug arrests. The band had a famous incident in Seattle where they caught sharks from their hotel window and left their rooms bloody. Creed had an infamous acid trip on stage at the Fillmore with concert promoter Bill Graham screaming at him ...and him dropping his pants and strolling casually off stage...where he proceeded to lecture to all who would listen on the meaning of life....and of course Creed’s habit of running naked through small towns next to the tour bus on bets from the band.

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My favorite line of his:

"The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive… like I did when I was a homeless man." :lmao2:
 
superpunk;1718515 said:
More and more, I think that Creed is the funniest character they have. He only gets a few lines per show, but they're killer lines. I can't even remember what he said about Monopoly, except that in real life Get Out of Jail Free Cards cost thousands of dollars, but I know it was hilarious.

I'm glad this show hasn't fallen off, yet. (We're talking about The Office, Hos.)

My favorite Creed moment was the "blog" that Ryan set up for him.

Something about how it was only a Word document, but he'd read some of it and it was disturbing....even for the internet.
 
Hostile;1718479 said:
I have no idea what any of the 3 of you are talking about.

In other words, par for the course.

I don't watch the show cuz I freakin' hate it, but I'm pretty sure they're talking about The Office.
 
Rack;1718820 said:
I don't watch the show cuz I freakin' hate it, but I'm pretty sure they're talking about The Office.

Hate is such a harsh emotion and best saved for the Commanders, Eagles, Giants, 49ers, Packers and Steelers. Not on a show like The Office, either version. Let's just say you just don't get it. Oops, I mean just don't like it. :D
 
joseephuss;1718824 said:
Hate is such a harsh emotion and best saved for the Commanders, Eagles, Giants, 49ers, Packers and Steelers. Not on a show like The Office, either version. Let's just say you just don't get it. Oops, I mean just don't like it. :D

Hey, but I've got plenty of hate to go around. So it's ok to spend some on a crappy show. :D
 
Rack;1718827 said:
Hey, but I've got plenty of hate to go around. So it's ok to spend some on a crappy show. :D

I hate that you hate that crappy show. Unfortunately, I too have an excess of hate. Especially in traffic. It is a good thing I do not own a gun.
 
People seem to worry about me. I own quite a few guns and have not shot anyone lately.....
of course a definition of lately might be important.
 
I like The Office, but Carpoolers is a seriously funny show.

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I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing: I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.
 
joseephuss;1718848 said:
I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing: I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.

:lmao:
 

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