I hate this team

[AsthmaField]

Funny stuff - but my knee got torn up in a Water Slide Tube ...the park has since closed due to injuries....

Have you thought of sueing them? They ruined what probably would've been a hall of fame career in the NFL. I mean... you do know everything there is to know about quarterbacking at any level. All you needed was good knees and the damn water slide took that from you! Just snatched it out from under you in your budding youth. Damn those water slides... damn them to heck!

On another note, I'd probably be a pro bowl linebacker if that darn Prozac hadn't made me so mellow. I had the Demarcus Ware syndrome... just too nice. Think I'll sue the pharmaceutical company, come to think of it!