I have had enough

Wimbo;2065590 said:
Faster than a speeding bullet... more powerful than a locomotive... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! And that is how Rashard Mendenhall warms up for a game.

Ahh, but it's there you have it. It's just a game to Reshard Mendenhall.

*cue the music*Felix Jones lives and breathes football. It's his passion and so much more: It's in his blood. A blood that now flows thru veins, sliver and blue...
 
PosterChild;2065606 said:
Ahh, but it's there you have it. It's just a game to Reshard Mendenhall.

*cue the music*Felix Jones lives and breathes football. It's his passion and so much more: It's in his blood. A blood that now flows thru veins, sliver and blue...


There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rashard Mendenhall lives in Illinois.
 
Mendenhall? We're still rehashing Randy Moss and Steven Jackson.
 
Valor;2065620 said:
Mendenhall? We're still rehashing Randy Moss and Steven Jackson.

With any luck this will die off like the Ware vs Merriman debate.
 
Wimbo;2065618 said:
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rashard Mendenhall lives in Illinois.

There's only one person who can catch you know who, and his name is Felix Jones!
 
PosterChild;2065629 said:
There's only one person who can catch you know who, and his name is Felix Jones!


"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie, it is also what Rashard Mendenhall calls the pile of dead would-be tacklers he leaves on the field.
 
Wimbo;2065636 said:
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie, it is also what Rashard Mendenhall calls the pile of dead would-be tacklers he leaves on the field.

Speaking of movies, you ever see the Longest Yard? That's what every play seems like that Reshard Mendenhall runs compared to Felix Jones.
 
If Mendenhall had lived during time of the Spartans, Leonitis would have said WE ARE MENDENHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh2:
 
Yeagermeister;2065652 said:
If Mendenhall had lived during time of the Spartans, Leonitis would have said WE ARE MENDENHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh2:

And you'd need 300 to defend Felix Jones. That's what makes him so special and the clear choice here over Reshard Mendenhall.
 
Sarge;2065533 said:
....to be continued....................................


Yeah... probably for the duration of both of their careers.

Although Emmitt shut up the Blair Thomas supporters pretty quickly and Peyton quietened down the Ryan Leaf guys quite nicely.

Here's hoping that Felix makes this argument go away as convincingly as Emmitt and Manning. :pray:

Mendenhall:pee:<--- Felix
:steelers:
 
PosterChild;2065647 said:
Speaking of movies, you ever see the Longest Yard? That's what every play seems like that Reshard Mendenhall runs compared to Felix Jones.


Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid to line up against Rashard Mendenhall."
 
trickblue;2065437 said:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v628/cowboyszone/duck/mendenhall_jones.gif

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:


Trick...that is Gold, dude! GOLD!!


:laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1:

:bow:
 
Wimbo;2065669 said:
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid to line up against Rashard Mendenhall."

Funny thing, the discipline of philosophy. Because Felix Jones inspired Nihilism among college defenses, as we soon shall see in the NFL. I mean, what's the point of even trying to contain him? Is it even possible?
 
I think this is an outstanding post, and some people just like to b**** and Moan about every thing cowboys, this is who they are in real life I think.

I hated the Fasano pick a couple of years back and I whined about it, then let it go, but whenever they brought up drafts, I put my 2 cents in about it. But the difference then was, we were still rebuilding, we're not rebuilding anymore and these guys will more than likely be 2nd to 3rd stringers.

So why p**s and moan about these things when we already have a stacked squad?

Let's talk about things like what can Jones bring to the table, and the rest of the draft picks.
 
PosterChild;2065659 said:
And you'd need 300 to defend Felix Jones. That's what makes him so special and the clear choice here over Reshard Mendenhall.

Felix to Mendenhall: "Earth and Gatorade. Oh, you'll find plenty of that down there, Illini."

300-1.jpg
 
Had we drafted Mendenhall and Cason, this board would have been just as ecstatic and just as eager to defend those selections. There's a fine line between "fan" and "fanatic."
 
Valor;2065710 said:
Had we drafted Mendenhall and Cason, this board would have been just as ecstatic and just as eager to defend those selections. There's a fine line between "fan" and "fanatic."


And?...
 
dre1614;2065417 said:
Why are we still talking about Mendenhall?, he isn't a Cowboy.:banghead: Felix Jones is a Cowboy. lets talk about what Jones can do for us.

For those upset over not getting Mendenhall get over it, its in the past, all this complaining isn't going to bring him to Dallas.

If Marion Barber doesn't extend believe me this debate will return.
 
PosterChild;2065686 said:
Funny thing, the discipline of philosophy. Because Felix Jones inspired Nihilism among college defenses, as we soon shall see in the NFL. I mean, what's the point of even trying to contain him? Is it even possible?

Trying to read Rashard Mendenhall in the backfield without proper eye protection has been shown to cause blindness, dizzyness, diarrhea, and possibly cleat marks to the face.
 

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