I Like Beer A Lot

[Ranching]

Had a crazy one last night bros........

Do tell!
Good morning fellas! My back is a bit sore from golf yesterday. Played pretty decent, considering I hadn't played in 14 years.

 

[LocimusPrime]

My boys club had a huge party, so I swing by to say hi to the peeps. It's packed and so lots of actionzzz

Get a couple of shots..no tab cause it's my homies place, and the bartender Cassie says, I love you Lox. Huh? Oh I get it...yeah yeah I love you too girl....no Lox I mean it. Huh.

Cool...roll to another homies table, he's popping bottles, so I say what's up my bros and ladies..dang so some of these ladies I hadn't seen in awhile - you know the instagram model types. So they wanna chillz
Kept pushing their boobies into my arms man. I felt like I was being harassed.

So I go out to the valet and they got my car ready and a group of 8 fooz acting up. The sheriff comes to break it up and tell them to leave, and they start acting stupid. Surrounded him yelling stuff like we freaking hate cops.

Oh no.....I can't let this go down, so I jump outta my ride - got some maroon 5 going " what lovers do" so these foolz know they in trouble.

I walk up behind the sheriff, and he turns around and I tell him, no bro I'm with you

So he gives me a "hell yeah" and a nod. He starts shaking his can of mace and says I'm about to mace all you guys. Guys are taking off their shirts and stuff. He looks over and gives me the get ready it's about to get crazy Lox. So I'm eyeing what guys Ima hit first, so I see like three skinny ones, two mediums, and a larger dude. Ima just hit these little dudes first and get them outta the way, so I got my pen (which technically is the waitresses pen cause I told her to charge me something so I could tip her at least) ready and Ima hit these dudes in the throat real quickzz then help the sheriff w his

Man it's getting hype, and Adam Levine is doing a good job on the radio. There's a good crowd bout to watch this go down and some girls videoing it. Perfect

Man.....those punks chickened out and took off. Man the freaking build up. Let's do this. Nopezzzz

 

[Melonfeud]

melon and his women...
hmmm
women and loyalty, dont get me started here.

Do you know where that one gal is that made you the happiest in life is at,Putty?
You ever tried to get ahold of her just to say " hey baby"???

good morning everyone, even melon

Those thorns of shame inflicted by the agony of defeat defeat defeat will work themselves out from under your skin soon enough Putty-Buddy

Good morning, EVERYONE!

 

[Ranching]

My boys club had a huge party, so I swing by to say hi to the peeps. It's packed and so lots of actionzzz

Get a couple of shots..no tab cause it's my homies place, and the bartender Cassie says, I love you Lox. Huh? Oh I get it...yeah yeah I love you too girl....no Lox I mean it. Huh.

Cool...roll to another homies table, he's popping bottles, so I say what's up my bros and ladies..dang so some of these ladies I hadn't seen in awhile - you know the instagram model types. So they wanna chillz
Kept pushing their boobies into my arms man. I felt like I was being harassed.

So I go out to the valet and they got my car ready and a group of 8 fooz acting up. The sheriff comes to break it up and tell them to leave, and they start acting stupid. Surrounded him yelling stuff like we freaking hate cops.

Oh no.....I can't let this go down, so I jump outta my ride - got some maroon 5 going " what lovers do" so these foolz know they in trouble.

I walk up behind the sheriff, and he turns around and I tell him, no bro I'm with you

So he gives me a "hell yeah" and a nod. He starts shaking his can of mace and says I'm about to mace all you guys. Guys are taking off their shirts and stuff. He looks over and gives me the get ready it's about to get crazy Lox. So I'm eyeing what guys Ima hit first, so I see like three skinny ones, two mediums, and a larger dude. Ima just hit these little dudes first and get them outta the way, so I got my pen (which technically is the waitresses pen cause I told her to charge me something so I could tip her at least) ready and Ima hit these dudes in the throat real quickzz then help the sheriff w his

Man it's getting hype, and Adam Levine is doing a good job on the radio. There's a good crowd bout to watch this go down and some girls videoing it. Perfect

Man.....those punks chickened out and took off. Man the freaking build up. Let's do this. Nopezzzz

That's awesome! I miss those days sometimes. Glad you're ok, but I bet it would have felt great to connect on someone's face!

 

[waldoputty]

My boys club had a huge party, so I swing by to say hi to the peeps. It's packed and so lots of actionzzz

Get a couple of shots..no tab cause it's my homies place, and the bartender Cassie says, I love you Lox. Huh? Oh I get it...yeah yeah I love you too girl....no Lox I mean it. Huh.

Cool...roll to another homies table, he's popping bottles, so I say what's up my bros and ladies..dang so some of these ladies I hadn't seen in awhile - you know the instagram model types. So they wanna chillz
Kept pushing their boobies into my arms man. I felt like I was being harassed.

So I go out to the valet and they got my car ready and a group of 8 fooz acting up. The sheriff comes to break it up and tell them to leave, and they start acting stupid. Surrounded him yelling stuff like we freaking hate cops.

Oh no.....I can't let this go down, so I jump outta my ride - got some maroon 5 going " what lovers do" so these foolz know they in trouble.

I walk up behind the sheriff, and he turns around and I tell him, no bro I'm with you

So he gives me a "hell yeah" and a nod. He starts shaking his can of mace and says I'm about to mace all you guys. Guys are taking off their shirts and stuff. He looks over and gives me the get ready it's about to get crazy Lox. So I'm eyeing what guys Ima hit first, so I see like three skinny ones, two mediums, and a larger dude. Ima just hit these little dudes first and get them outta the way, so I got my pen (which technically is the waitresses pen cause I told her to charge me something so I could tip her at least) ready and Ima hit these dudes in the throat real quickzz then help the sheriff w his

Man it's getting hype, and Adam Levine is doing a good job on the radio. There's a good crowd bout to watch this go down and some girls videoing it. Perfect

Man.....those punks chickened out and took off. Man the freaking build up. Let's do this. Nopezzzz

 

[LocimusPrime]

Can I have some butter please

 

[waldoputty]

Do you know where that one gal is that made you the happiest in life is at,Putty?
You ever tried to get ahold of her just to say " hey baby"???



Those thorns of shame inflicted by the agony of defeat defeat defeat will work themselves out from under your skin soon enough Putty-Buddy

Good morning, EVERYONE!

dont have that person.

melon can view as defeat if it helps heal melon shortcoming, but putty is happy he pulled the plug on a drain on the thread
putty goes back to meditation and sips some tea

 

[Melonfeud]

My boys club had a huge party, so I swing by to say hi to the peeps. It's packed and so lots of actionzzz

Get a couple of shots..no tab cause it's my homies place, and the bartender Cassie says, I love you Lox. Huh? Oh I get it...yeah yeah I love you too girl....no Lox I mean it. Huh.

Cool...roll to another homies table, he's popping bottles, so I say what's up my bros and ladies..dang so some of these ladies I hadn't seen in awhile - you know the instagram model types. So they wanna chillz
Kept pushing their boobies into my arms man. I felt like I was being harassed.

So I go out to the valet and they got my car ready and a group of 8 fooz acting up. The sheriff comes to break it up and tell them to leave, and they start acting stupid. Surrounded him yelling stuff like we freaking hate cops.

Oh no.....I can't let this go down, so I jump outta my ride - got some maroon 5 going " what lovers do" so these foolz know they in trouble.

I walk up behind the sheriff, and he turns around and I tell him, no bro I'm with you

So he gives me a "hell yeah" and a nod. He starts shaking his can of mace and says I'm about to mace all you guys. Guys are taking off their shirts and stuff. He looks over and gives me the get ready it's about to get crazy Lox. So I'm eyeing what guys Ima hit first, so I see like three skinny ones, two mediums, and a larger dude. Ima just hit these little dudes first and get them outta the way, so I got my pen (which technically is the waitresses pen cause I told her to charge me something so I could tip her at least) ready and Ima hit these dudes in the throat real quickzz then help the sheriff w his

Man it's getting hype, and Adam Levine is doing a good job on the radio. There's a good crowd bout to watch this go down and some girls videoing it. Perfect

Man.....those punks chickened out and took off. Man the freaking build up. Let's do this. Nopezzzz

You had me locked&zeroed in, with that play by play running commentary, I could see it in my minds eye Prime,,,er,,,about that gal that's "in love",,, where are you at with that?

 

[waldoputty]

Can I have some butter please

gave u a virgin

 

[Ranching]

I drank an 18 pack of beer yesterday at the golf course. Spent 8 hours there with my friends. Sitting in my sauna with an iced down beer. Gotta sweat it all out.

 

[Melonfeud]

dont have that person.

melon can view as defeat if it helps heal melon shortcoming, but putty is happy he pulled the plug on a drain on the thread
putty goes back to meditation and sips some tea

Knock yerself out,buddy!
Your continuing digs,slights& unveiled barbs are insightful to say the least,good luck with that upstairs healing,I'm pulling for you

 

[waldoputty]

I drank an 18 pack of beer yesterday at the golf course. Spent 8 hours there with my friends. Sitting in my sauna with an iced down beer. Gotta sweat it all out.

sweat away bro
18 packs is almost 3000 calories
now putty gets insight into the term beer belly

 

[Trouty]

Oh no.....I can't let this go down, so I jump outta my ride - got some maroon 5 going " what lovers do" so these foolz know they in trouble.

LMAO! Hell yeah, brother!!!!


"Sunday Morning" would have been a great arse beating tune, too!

 

[Ranching]

sweat away bro
18 packs is almost 3000 calories
now putty gets insight into the term beer belly

Gotta put a roof over Russell.

 

[waldoputty]

Knock yerself out,buddy!
Your continuing digs,slights& unveiled barbs are insightful to say the least,good luck with that upstairs healing,I'm pulling for you

putty has taken the last 2 years for upstairs healing.
about as healed as it is going to get

 

[Ranching]

Vacation is over! Just hit the gym and I'm headed to work. Have a good one!

 

[Melonfeud]

Vacation is over! Just hit the gym and I'm headed to work. Have a good one!

And make it a great day BIG-G.

 

[waldoputty]

morning everyone

 

[dallasdave]

My boys club had a huge party, so I swing by to say hi to the peeps. It's packed and so lots of actionzzz

Get a couple of shots..no tab cause it's my homies place, and the bartender Cassie says, I love you Lox. Huh? Oh I get it...yeah yeah I love you too girl....no Lox I mean it. Huh.

Cool...roll to another homies table, he's popping bottles, so I say what's up my bros and ladies..dang so some of these ladies I hadn't seen in awhile - you know the instagram model types. So they wanna chillz
Kept pushing their boobies into my arms man. I felt like I was being harassed.

So I go out to the valet and they got my car ready and a group of 8 fooz acting up. The sheriff comes to break it up and tell them to leave, and they start acting stupid. Surrounded him yelling stuff like we freaking hate cops.

Oh no.....I can't let this go down, so I jump outta my ride - got some maroon 5 going " what lovers do" so these foolz know they in trouble.

I walk up behind the sheriff, and he turns around and I tell him, no bro I'm with you

So he gives me a "hell yeah" and a nod. He starts shaking his can of mace and says I'm about to mace all you guys. Guys are taking off their shirts and stuff. He looks over and gives me the get ready it's about to get crazy Lox. So I'm eyeing what guys Ima hit first, so I see like three skinny ones, two mediums, and a larger dude. Ima just hit these little dudes first and get them outta the way, so I got my pen (which technically is the waitresses pen cause I told her to charge me something so I could tip her at least) ready and Ima hit these dudes in the throat real quickzz then help the sheriff w his

Man it's getting hype, and Adam Levine is doing a good job on the radio. There's a good crowd bout to watch this go down and some girls videoing it. Perfect

Man.....those punks chickened out and took off. Man the freaking build up. Let's do this. Nopezzzz

Good thing you got strong arms

 

[dallasdave]

LMAO! Hell yeah, brother!!!!


"Sunday Morning" would have been a great arse beating tune, too!