waldoputty
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oh, Bro! ,,,
" Nutty Putty"
The medical breakthrough wonder product, acclaimed for 1001 + every day uses at hospitals, homes & on the farm use also, here's just a small sampling of our products user testimonials:
" being in the health care service provider profession, I've used 'Nutty-Putty' to Spackle in those awful bedsores I'm responsible for tending care to the patients down at the nursing home"
Samantha Sherkier 23/ nurses aide/ Bedapest, Hungry
"Well, that there Nutty-Putty dang sure stopped all that leakage I was suffering from in the rear end of that ol' tractor of mine,,,and it plumb sure boosted up my profit margin in my bacon breeding bizness, why, just a small piece of that Nutty-Putty plugged up the pooper of them baby pigglets plumps them right up to market weight in no time flat"
Franklin E. Furrow
44 / Farmer / somewhere from the Freewheeling Frontiers
" while certain characteristics remain classified, I am at liberty to relay that an large supply of Nutty-Putty is aboard every ship under my command ,as the bilge rats just naturally gravitate to it when left out in the dark& unattended, to where the men conduct weekly rat killing contests/ as is does supplement their seafaring rations as well, which is a huge morale boost.
Vice Admiral Nelson Henry, navy Commander of Task Force .08
"Nutty-Putty"
*now available in all osco drug stores & some of the finer Checker Cab dispatch yards.
i see u r still not behaving.
need to get @dallasdave to dice some melon