I Like Beer A Lot

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Trouty said:
I have a friend that pisses himself every time he drinks. He's the only one I can't offer a bed. He currently is sleeping in the dining room on tile, in a puddle of piss. He tried to argue with me last night, about sleeping in a bed, I told him when he wakes up he'll reason with me. He has a pillow and a blanket (now piss-soaked), but at list my carpet and/or guest bed isn't rich in ammonia :)

He just won't wake up to go to the bathroom. It's cray cray. Dude is my boi, tho, so he gets a pass, and tile is easy to clean :)
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Good lordy!:omg::lmao::lmao2:
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DFWJC said:
Hey coach...you recover fully from Spring break activities in your neck of the woods?
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Crazy on the island last week. I hung around the ranch and sipped from brunch til bedtime. 5 days sober, contemplating popping one open as we speak. I don't think I've gone a weekend without drinking since I was 14. LOL
 
Ranching said:
Crazy on the island last week. I hung around the ranch and sipped from brunch til bedtime. 5 days sober, contemplating popping one open as we speak. I don't think I've gone a weekend without drinking since I was 14. LOL
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whoa.
Getting ready to start my weekend early in about 30 minutes.
 
Trouty said:
I have a friend that pisses himself every time he drinks. He's the only one I can't offer a bed. He currently is sleeping in the dining room on tile, in a puddle of piss. He tried to argue with me last night, about sleeping in a bed, I told him when he wakes up he'll reason with me. He has a pillow and a blanket (now piss-soaked), but at list my carpet and/or guest bed isn't rich in ammonia :)

He just won't wake up to go to the bathroom. It's cray cray. Dude is my boi, tho, so he gets a pass, and tile is easy to clean :)
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You should buy him some depends....:lmao2:
 
Hey boys, drank a couple of beers in the sauna, now enjoying a dry martini with a shrimp cocktail. Gonna hit a little Chardonay next. I'm back!!! Happy Friday.
 
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