I Like Beer A Lot

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Ranching said:
I drank a 1.75 liter bottle of Bombay Saphire Gin during spring break in your honor! Had the shakes for a couple of days.
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,,,, whew!,,,, I picked up the shakes/d.t.'s/ delirium tremens (1) time about 10 Years ago driving to work ,, well, friend ! it was enough for me to to throw the chock blocks back under that rolling contraption of a cluster *uck corn binder to regain a grip on the proper angle of things,,, hopefully this perspective rings with a resonance of sobering clarity! It damn sure did for me, cuz' that's not what my nature was meant to be,,, are you feeling what I'm saying 'big guy'? I say this to you cuz' I like you big heaps,bro!
 
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Wife is dragging me to the JJ Watt celebrity softball game tomorrow night.....oh joy :muttley:

If I can't play, do not see a reason to watch this :laugh:
 
haleyrules said:
What a drunk..:);).
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Bro! Honest injun,, I pulled my phone from my shirt pocket and that mind warp had done been posted,,, it's true my brother!,, you know? I pulled a room at the ' Cannery ' in Vegas last night ,they had Edgar winters,"free ride/ Frankenstein" AND Rick Derringer" Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" billed to play there on the 20th of this month,,, pretty ironic considering Derringer wrote that song for the Edgar Winters group and they flat-out turned it down,,, back in the day!
That's ALSO true.:huh:
 
haleyrules said:
Well, thats me too. I go on streaks...Rum for a long run...then Gin. It depends. Thinking about Grey Goose at the moment!
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I really only ever enjoy the 'gin- binge' when I had the high dollar house with the cement pond/ swimming pool, mostly around June or July and it would be broiling hot down on the Sonoran Frontera,I had a half dozen citrus trees of different fruits around the pool and would 'pluck' a green " lime" ? and slice/ spritz my clear beverage with it while floating in the pool with my party hound yellow lab gun dog pulling me around by his tail when I'd wear a snorkel/ face mask,, my ol' lady would yell at me " that's the frickin' grapefruit tree" the lime trees next to the water fall,,, but I never cared much for what she had to say to begin with,,,:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
 
Melonfeud said:
,,,, whew!,,,, I picked up the shakes/d.t.'s/ delirium tremens (1) time about 10 Years ago driving to work ,, well, friend ! it was enough for me to to throw the chock blocks back under that rolling contraption of a cluster *uck corn binder to regain a grip on the proper angle of things,,, hopefully this perspective rings with a resonance of sobering clarity! It damn sure did for me, cuz' that's not what my nature was meant to be,,, are you feeling what I'm saying 'big guy'? I say this to you cuz' I like you big heaps,bro!
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It did. Been pacing myself ever since. I can't hang like i used to, took me a while ro understand that.
 
Melonfeud said:
I really only ever enjoy the 'gin- binge' when I had the high dollar house with the cement pond/ swimming pool, mostly around June or July and it would be broiling hot down on the Sonoran Frontera,I had a half dozen citrus trees of different fruits around the pool and would 'pluck' a green " lime" ? and slice/ spritz my clear beverage with it while floating in the pool with my party hound yellow lab gun dog pulling me around by his tail when I'd wear a snorkel/ face mask,, my ol' lady would yell at me " that's the frickin' grapefruit tree" the lime trees next to the water fall,,, but I never cared much for what she had to say to begin with,,,:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
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:lmao::laugh::lmao2:
 
Melonfeud said:
Bro! Honest injun,, I pulled my phone from my shirt pocket and that mind warp had done been posted,,, it's true my brother!,, you know? I pulled a room at the ' Cannery ' in Vegas last night ,they had Edgar winters,"free ride/ Frankenstein" AND Rick Derringer" Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" billed to play there on the 20th of this month,,, pretty ironic considering Derringer wrote that song for the Edgar Winters group and they flat-out turned it down,,, back in the day!
That's ALSO true.:huh:
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Thats fantastic! What did you do in Vegas...get out and enjoy yourself?
 
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haleyrules said:
Thats fantastic! What did you do in Vegas...get out and enjoy yourself?
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Not really, I kinda let the dog off the porch Wednesday night so after driving all day I was pretty tired, drank one beer ,dropped $7 in a nickel slot waiting for the beer to show up, the book I read on gaming the slots is to count the pulls between pays and when it cycles thru ( say, every 12th to 16th pull the machine pays ,that's when you hit the max button) mine hit a single cherry on the first pull and went into a deep enough cycle for me to walk away from it when the bottle of beer finally showed up,,,:lmao2:

I noticed enough "raider" tees /jerseys and hats being worn to well, pretty much take notice of:lmao:

You guys were talking rib eye steaks on the board here so I ordered one up for myself:laugh:
,,,there was a pretty good looking blond waitress giving me "that look" you/I/ we know what I'm talking about but she had the upper body muscle mass of a middle linebacker/ powerlifter and I figured her form of fun foreplay alone would've wrecked me for at least a day afterwards:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
So I just called it a night, the bed was way too soft and my lower back pain started creeping in late yesterday afternoon, can't catch a flight till mañana so I'm thinking about catching a nap, but the bar across the street pulls in the women By the ones and twos this time of day,,,I've pulled a couple of dates and one total gutter *lut from that place before,,,:thumbup:
 
24 hours of no booze. My record since last August. Taking a **** load of benzos to counter the withdrawals. Yesterday evening was hell, not so bad today. But I've downed about 10 klonopins in that time. Might even take a couple 2mg Xanax's.

Drinking **** tons of water, too.

You guys had a kick** time yesterday, looks like I missed out. Had to pick up the little one :)

Salud, friends!!
 
Trouty said:
24 hours of no booze. My record since last August. Taking a **** load of benzos to counter the withdrawals. Yesterday evening was hell, not so bad today. But I've downed about 10 klonopins in that time. Might even take a couple 2mg Xanax's.

Drinking **** tons of water, too.

You guys had a kick** time yesterday, looks like I missed out. Had to pick up the little one :)

Salud, friends!!
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Good man! Gut it out brother.
 
Melonfeud said:
Good man! Gut it out brother.
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Thanks, Melon. Had the hot flashes and cold flashes last night, the skin crawls and ab spasms.

So far today, just some skin crawls when the benzos were wearing off.

I was drinking from 6am to bed time for 8 straight months. It if wasn't beer, but hard alcohol instead, this would be a whole damn different fight, brudda
 
Trouty said:
Thanks, Melon. Had the hot flashes and cold flashes last night, the skin crawls and ab spasms.

So far today, just some skin crawls when the benzos were wearing off.

I was drinking from 6am to bed time for 8 straight months. It if wasn't beer, but hard alcohol instead, this would be a whole damn different fight, brudda
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Hey Trouty! Hang in there bro.
 
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