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Melonfeud said:
I know, the monsoon is happening pretty much daily, it's 'flipped the switch " the humidity is up, a little mold problem is foreseeable but the Ocotillo cactus have sprouted out with those green leaves that just magically change the scenery,,,, you ever see any seals where you're at?
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i was at several beach where there were abundant number of seals and sea lions make lots of noise, particularly avila beach in the central coast.

i remember sneezing my way out of the grand canyon due to the desert bloom...
 
Sam I Am said:
Sam takes a dump on the floor and walks away...
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'Sam's laying out in the parking lot with moose and rocko doing the ' Mexican hat dance' on him!,,, anybody think we should kinda like stop it,,, before the school buses drive by?
 
waldoputty said:
i was at several beach where there were abundant number of seals and sea lions make lots of noise, particularly avila beach in the central coast.

i remember sneezing my way out of the grand canyon due to the desert bloom...
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Hahaha that desert broom plays hell with pool maintenance, all those white fuzzy ******* blowing everywhere ,,I'd yank outta the ground every saltbrush plant I could with a chain and 4x4,,, I recall physically cringing every time a dust devil would blow through just thinking what it's putting into my swimming pool,when I had that place with the pool.
 
Melonfeud said:
Hahaha that desert broom plays hell with pool maintenance, all those white fuzzy ******* blowing everywhere ,,I'd yank outta the ground every saltbrush plant I could with a chain and 4x4,,, I recall physically cringing every time a dust devil would blow through just thinking what it's putting into my swimming pool,when I had that place with the pool.
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yes, i sneezed my head off and was only in the grand canyon viewing area for 30 minutes
 
Sam I Am said:
Stop being angries. I left something to make this place smell better! :angry:
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If you think your gonna hang in the bar you got 30 seconds to clean that turd up off the floor with your tounge or I'm planting this 12" bowie blade right in yer' groin, sports fan!
 
Melonfeud said:
If you think your gonna hang in the bar you got 30 seconds to clean that turd up off the floor with your tounge or I'm planting this 12" bowie blade right in yer' groin, sports fan!
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And I'll add my size 15 up his arse!!!
 
@Sam I Am I see from your profile that you are in the closet. Come on out, we're all on to you. It's OK, we don't judge in the Zone.
 
Melonfeud said:
:lmao::lmao2::lmao: boy would definitely be getting his lungs stomped the **** out if he pulled that in any of the bars I've drank at.



:lmao: "one hacked sack" coming up!
I carry a T-handle skinning blade on my belt on most adventurous weekends:lmao2:
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Some of these nerds have no idea who,they are messing with. Salud brother! Kiss my *** @ Sam I am
 
Melonfeud said:
If you think your gonna hang in the bar you got 30 seconds to clean that turd up off the floor with your tounge or I'm planting this 12" bowie blade right in yer' groin, sports fan!
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My groin is made of kevlar. So, go for it!
 
Sam I Am said:
My groin is made of kevlar. So, go for it!
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:rolleyes: doubtful, yet in the true nature and spirit of the COWBOYS ZONE,,sports fan! You'd best light a shuck and Di-Di on the **** outta here B-4 @maxdogg gets wind of any of this he'll flat choke you the **** out while yer' pleading for yer' life,,and be laughing while yer' crying and ******** yer' bloody pants
 
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