I Like Beer A Lot

[The Dark Bishop]

basically, u r getting the hang of it.

since u r new, your job will be to discipline @Ranching when appropriate with the board of education, help @Trouty with his pads, give @maxdogg his doggie baths with a hose, serve as @daboyzruleperiod 's security blanket, find a shorter ruler for @Melonfeud , make sure @dallasdave does not bring too many bears, and make sure @LocimusPrime uses olive oil instead of butter.

Board of Education for Ranching. Named after The Scarlet Letter. Got it.

Kotex for Trouty: Got em.

Hose baths for maxdogg. got it.

Security blanket for daboyzruleperiod. got it.

Shorter Ruler for Melonfued: Found one in Centimeters

Hunting Dog for dallasdave: got it.

Ways to get LocimusPrime to switch from butter to olive oil. found it.

I believe I fulfilled my responsibilities today.

 

[waldoputty]

Board of Education for Ranching. Named after The Scarlet Letter. Got it.

Kotex for Trouty: Got em.

Hose baths for maxdogg. got it.

Security blanket for daboyzruleperiod. got it.

Shorter Ruler for Melonfued: Found one in Centimeters

Hunting Dog for dallasdave: got it.

Ways to get LocimusPrime to switch from butter to olive oil. found it.

I believe I fulfilled my responsibilities today.

now u r the man and u need to switch to the white team.
oh @LocimusPrime i think that should sufficient for u to switch to olive oil...
btw, @Melonfeud needs this instead:

 

[Trouty]

Ok, Putty is hyper today. @The Dark Bishop, you've riled up a beehive

Hello, all! Good afternoon!

 

[Melonfeud]

oh yea, @The Dark Bishop , in terms of chess assignments, here you go

putty - the casting couch king is always having his way with @Trouty - the white drama Queen
@Ranching is the dark knight who rules the affections of @daboyzruleperiod , the dark cat queen always flaunting her charms .
that makes the dark rogue @Melonfeud really jealous , but he must content with the white rogue @maxdoggie who bites harder than his bark.
you now can be the bishop for the dark side , but you must battle the swift white bishop in @dallasdave who always has his way with bears .
then the white knight @LocimusPrime uses his butter fingers to confound the dark knight @RGV_C_Los who is more focused on baseball than chess .

LoL their called 'Rooks' those corner casing-liner castles and are akin to battle tanks,the knights are likened as to airborne assault/ helicopters & bishops are unto indirect fire/ artillery,,, the Putty pawns are the defeated AND generally first to fall from the field of play ,hiding amongst the dust balls beneath the imperial casting couch to the Queen of battle, for she truly is the boss hog of the board,,,,the king is just a glorified grunt with a bag of grenades and a weak throwing arm,,,"PUTTY the PAWN"

 

[Melonfeud]

now u r the man and u need to switch to the white team.
oh @LocimusPrime i think that should sufficient for u to switch to olive oil...
btw, @Melonfeud needs this instead:

Ha, I've two of them laying on the reloading table,,, oh, feeble puttering Putty putz of pawned casing-liner's

 

[The Dark Bishop]

Ok, Putty is hyper today. @The Dark Bishop, you've riled up a beehive

Hello, all! Good afternoon!

Good afternoon to you too Trouty. I think the beehive stirring started during the game last night and just snowballed to here. I was determined to have fun and get to 1000 posts today. Get my last darn trophy.

Sadly the post before this one took alot out of me. Might need lunch and a cold one to replenish. Will work on the Chess board when I return.

BTW. Thanks for getting me to 1000 posts you filthy animals..... lol

 

[waldoputty]

LoL their called 'Rooks' those corner casing-liner castles and are akin to battle tanks,the knights are likened as to airborne assault/ helicopters & bishops are unto indirect fire/ artillery,,, the Putty pawns are the defeated AND generally first to fall from the field of play ,hiding amongst the dust balls beneath the imperial casting couch to the Queen of battle, for she truly is the boss hog of the board,,,,the king is just a glorified grunt with a bag of grenades and a weak throwing arm,,,"PUTTY the PAWN"

using modern special forces tactics, putty deploys his troops in a rout of cold-war aged battle tanks. expensive heavy composite chobhram armor render tanks slow and lumbering, whereas putty warriors launch low-cost deadly antitank missiles from drones controlled from standoff distances. controlling the drones using their cell phone apps, putty warriors enjoy their beers and steak as melon troops are bbq'ed.

in the mean time, putty relaxes on his casting couch while trophies from stockholm, latvia and other exotic locations are paraded to his delight. with his army defeated, melon is fired by ranching for incompetence. watching his badges torn from his uniform, melon watches on sadly as dark knight and other troops surrender and switch sides.

 

[waldoputty]

Ha, I've two of them laying on the reloading table,,, oh, feeble puttering Putty putz of pawned casing-liner's

instead of dumb and dumber, it is small and smaller

 

[Ranching]

Damn, you boys have been busy. Salud, just poured my first drink in five days. A double apple Jim beam on ice. Welcome @The Dark Bishop

 

[Melonfeud]

using modern special forces tactics, putty deploys his troops in a rout of cold-war aged battle tanks. expensive heavy composite chobhram armor render tanks slow and lumbering, whereas putty warriors launch low-cost deadly antitank missiles from drones controlled from standoff distances. controlling the drones using their cell phone apps, putty warriors enjoy their beers and steak as melon troops are bbq'ed.

in the mean time, putty relaxes on his casting couch while trophies from stockholm, latvia and other exotic locations are paraded to his delight. with his army defeated, melon is fired by ranching for incompetence. watching his badges torn from his uniform, melon watches on sadly as dark knight and other troops surrender and switch sides.

BWHHAAAAAaaaaaa!
LMAO,,,

just so you know,,, ol' preposterous plebeian Putty putz of pathetic pizzle piece,,, I've casted .54 cal. projectiles that are infinitely larger than what's been dropped in yer' Puny pebble purse,and that's probably why the Russians are ( as we speak) soon to be converging on yer' present location cuz' Putin is just that kinda guy
Also my dear& soon to be departed of his crown jewels former amigo,,, yer' Mother never really liked you right from the start,,,EVER!

 

[Ranching]

@LocimusPrime You gotta read post 19693-19701. Lol

 

[waldoputty]

Damn, you boys have been busy. Salud, just poured my first drink in five days. A double apple Jim beam on ice. Welcome @The Dark Bishop

hey coach, sounds like ur day went well.

 

[Ranching]

Oh, and I'm watching last week's Skins game.

 

[Ranching]

hey coach, sounds like ur day went well.

Yeah, I'll posts pics later, my web is down. Second day of work and I took a snow day. Lol

 

[waldoputty]

BWHHAAAAAaaaaaa!
LMAO,,,

just so you know,,, ol' preposterous plebeian Putty putz of pathetic pizzle piece,,, I've casted .54 cal. projectiles that are infinitely larger than what's been dropped in yer' Puny pebble purse,and that's probably why the Russians are ( as we speak) soon to be converging on yer' present location cuz' Putin is just that kinda guy
Also my dear& soon to be departed of his crown jewels former amigo,,, yer' Mother never really liked you right from the start,,,EVER!

out flanked again, melon retreats back to attacks based on his own insecurities.
it is a continuation of hipster warfare vs trench warfare.

and it is not going well for melon
instead of dumb projectiles, putty uses xm25 smart airburst rounds that neutralize silly targets trying to take cover.
sorry, ur russian allies are too busy dealing with the consequences of the investigation.

 

[waldoputty]

Yeah, I'll posts pics later, my web is down. Second day of work and I took a snow day. Lol

not surprised

 

[Melonfeud]

it is a continuation of hipster warfare vs trench warfare.
instead of dumb projectiles, putty uses xm25 smart airburst rounds that neutralize silly targets trying to take cover.
sorry, ur russian allies are too busy dealing with the consequences of the investigation.

Oh, the russkies concluded their investigation, code named: "Nutless wonder waldo" many moons ago ,also my increasingly limited connections in Langley have informed a certain casing-liner of vast influence to harbor grave concerns pertaining to some never loved mothers son's passport & travel visa along with an immediate lockdown of liquid assets to be implemented as necessary,,,but, it sure was nice to have met you,PUTTY &
Good luck in all yer' delusional endeavors

 

[waldoputty]

Oh, the russkies concluded their investigation, code named: "Nutless wonder waldo" many moons ago ,also my increasingly limited connections in Langley have informed a certain casing-liner of vast influence to harbor grave concerns pertaining to some never loved mothers son's passport & travel visa along with an immediate lockdown of liquid assets to be implemented as necessary,,,but, it sure was nice to have met you,PUTTY &
Good luck in all yer' delusional endeavors

i see, an alliance of russkies and langley, so we know your role in the current mess.
the 1 time i visited at langley, i drove towards the wrong area at the entrance.
my business partners almost killed me while the guards thought we were idiots...

 

[Ranching]

Oh, the russkies concluded their investigation, code named: "Nutless wonder waldo" many moons ago ,also my increasingly limited connections in Langley have informed a certain casing-liner of vast influence to harbor grave concerns pertaining to some never loved mothers son's passport & travel visa along with an immediate lockdown of liquid assets to be implemented as necessary,,,but, it sure was nice to have met you,PUTTY &
Good luck in all yer' delusional endeavors

Russkie babes are finger licking good!

 

[haleyrules]

Snowing down here. First time since 2004.

Snow!!?? There is another name for that here!!