I think I might be part apeman

[Reverend Conehead]

I was reading up about the Neanderthal Man and found out that, although they're extinct, some humans today have part Neanderthal DNA. I think I might have some. I grunt a lot when I eat and I don't use utensils, instead shoveling lots of food quickly into my mouth with my hands. If a pretty woman walks by, I jump up and down, waving my arms, while making grunting and hooting noises. Am I part apeman?

 

[Ranched]

 

[Quickdraw]

I was reading up about the Neanderthal Man and found out that, although they're extinct, some humans today have part Neanderthal DNA. I think I might have some. I grunt a lot when I eat and I don't use utensils, instead shoveling lots of food quickly into my mouth with my hands. If a pretty woman walks by, I jump up and down, waving my arms, while making grunting and hooting noises. Am I part apeman?

Nah, just a man. lol

 

[CouchCoach]

I was reading up about the Neanderthal Man and found out that, although they're extinct, some humans today have part Neanderthal DNA. I think I might have some. I grunt a lot when I eat and I don't use utensils, instead shoveling lots of food quickly into my mouth with my hands. If a pretty woman walks by, I jump up and down, waving my arms, while making grunting and hooting noises. Am I part apeman?

You are Carson Wentz.

 

[strollinruss]

Nah, just a man. lol

He’s better behaved than me

 

[cowboyec]

sasquatch.

 

[visionary]

I was reading up about the Neanderthal Man and found out that, although they're extinct, some humans today have part Neanderthal DNA. I think I might have some. I grunt a lot when I eat and I don't use utensils, instead shoveling lots of food quickly into my mouth with my hands. If a pretty woman walks by, I jump up and down, waving my arms, while making grunting and hooting noises. Am I part apeman?

Above the neck and below the belt

 

[strollinruss]

sasquatch.

I
May have to start my Strollinruss’ Bigfoot thread again. I haven’t heard much about him lately and it’s kinda got me down

 

[darthseinfeld]

I was reading up about the Neanderthal Man and found out that, although they're extinct, some humans today have part Neanderthal DNA. I think I might have some. I grunt a lot when I eat and I don't use utensils, instead shoveling lots of food quickly into my mouth with my hands. If a pretty woman walks by, I jump up and down, waving my arms, while making grunting and hooting noises. Am I part apeman?

Stan Marsh is

 

[cowboyec]

I
May have to start my Strollinruss’ Bigfoot thread again. I haven’t heard much about him lately and it’s kinda got me down

oh....he's out there.

 

[Runwildboys]

oh....he's out there.

It's just Elvis in a monkey suit.

 

[cowboyec]

It's just Elvis in a monkey suit.

Bigfoots love the songs Big Boss Man and Too Much Monkey Business.

 

[Runwildboys]

Bigfoots love the songs Big Boss Man and Too Much Monkey Business.

But not Teddy Bear?

 

[cowboyec]

But not Teddy Bear?

they love 60s Elvis the best....not sure why.

 

[Runwildboys]

they love 60s Elvis the best....not sure why.

Everything about them is a mystery.

 

[BigStar]

Rev?

 

[shabazz]

I believe Dan Akroyd in the movie Dragnet summed it up best in our main difference from the Simian race,

“Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals; One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.”

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Rev?

That ain't me. That dude's got real problems.

 

[strollinruss]

this is right by my house